Rachel Ray

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I didn't see Gilbert Gottfried on that list. [shudders]

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i will say this (and only this) for cowell at least on his show (not that its really his) require REAL talent unlike other reality tv.  So that is some small comfort.  still your right the judges of the show blow ass.

[J-Proof]

I didn't see Gilbert Gottfried on that list. [shudders]

He's nopt necessarily a tv personality, which is what my list is for. if he IS a tv personality, then notify me of which show he appears on and I'll happily put him up there =)

[Pak-Man]

This post also relevant here: http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=1884.msg46583#msg46583

[AmandaGal]

I can't believe JP mentioned Kelly Pickler.  I figured her 15 minutes were up a long time ago. 

I watch way too much food network too.  My all time favorite Paula Dean recipe involves dozens of krispy kreme doughnuts, eagle brand milk, eggs and tons of butter:  http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_27413,00.html

By favorite I mean, "if I tried that I'd immediately sink into a diabetic coma."  I remember watching that episode and having my arteries harden just by looking.  As a Southern, I must confess that I don't lick my fingers while cooking, I don't say "y'all" every five minutes and I don't cover everything in butter and oil.  I guess I need to start Southerning it up a bit.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Don't diss Gilbert Gottfried. He owns all y'all's asses.

[Pak-Man]

Gilbert's a great voice actor, and a funny comedian to listen to. It's when I have to look at him and hear him at the SAME TIME that he becomes a bit grating. Something about the combination of facial expression, movement, and that hard-to-swallow voice... :^)

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

My thought's exactly. Same thing goes for Wanda Sykes w/ me.

[Zap_Actionsdower]

2. Kevin Federline - Not only are you a sad excuse for a musician, you robbed the world of pop princess britney Spears and aided in her very steady decline from hotness. I'm not saying Britney was a fabulous musician either, but she sure as heck sold a lot of pepsi /without/ her voice, and look what you did to her!!!!!!!!!!!! Also - you need to like, invest in some actual /clothes/ dude......

The only person who should be allowed by law to discuss Kevin Federline is a REAL Kevin... the Murph!  Note: It is not safe to drink anything (especially carbonated) while listening to RiffTrax.  Kevin Murphy may mention K-Fed. If there's beverage in your mouth or throat, internal hemmorage may result! ;-)

[Tyrant]

Hey, to change the subject for a split second, how come this thread is in here? Shouldn't it be moved over to a more general category?

[kodiakthejuggler]

Hey, to change the subject for a split second, how come this thread is in here? Shouldn't it be moved over to a more general category?

Because Mike mentioned Rachel Ray in the Battlefield Earth Riff. Sorry Mike, but Battlefield Earth is WAY worse than Rachel Ray!   

[J-Proof]

I'm torn with where Doctor Phil belongs on my top ten list.... I /agree/ with a lot of things he says, I just flippin' HATE how he says it.....

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Like, "That is one skanky looking coke whore" ?

[J-Proof]

Like, "That is one skanky looking coke whore" ?

If he actually said that then Phil belongs on my top ten pimp list

[Tyrant]

  I lump Dr.Phil in with Oprah. I guess because the two are somehow the same person, but one is a disguise. I can't tell which one.