Rachel Ray

[kodiakthejuggler]

Now in Ray's defense, as many have stated, there ARE tv-fems that are more annoying than her - but that doesn't mean she can't be the butt of a good joke =)

Now, as for a top ten list of annoying fem-personalities, here's mine

10. Oprah Winfrey - How the heck did you get so big anyway? By having a book club? Whatev....
9. Diane Sawyer - Stop looking like everything anyone tells you is super confusing...please....
8. Paris Hilton - Here's why you're annoying: You're not really a tv "personality" yet you're EVERYWHERE....
7. Anna N-Smith - Why the hell does anyone care about you?
6. Fran Drescher - See #3 on the list.
5. Michelle Rodriguez - I like you, I really do - but in LOST you were like, unsexy and dead for most of it.
4. Sandra Lee - We can TOTALLY tell what items you are continually....tweaking.... on your body.....
3. Rachel Ray - I can't even watch you with the mute button clicked.... I can STILL hear you....
2. Barbara Walters - Journalism? .... Whatev'....
1. Rosie O'Donnell - We get it. Shock value is all you can earn a paycheck with anymore.... I'm sorry for you.

That might be the most agreeable list I've ever read! You da man, JP!

[Hank]

I used to like Rachel Ray until I met her at the mall. She was all like "Hey baby, come get some of this." And I'm all like, "No, I'm married." Then she's all, "But BABY, I need you!" and I'm like, "Damn, girl! I don't roll like dat! Bounce!" But then she starts trippin and says "We can both do you, boo." So I finally says, "Step!" and I was audi. Nasane?

[Pak-Man]

That post contains 50% real words!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Now in Ray's defense, as many have stated, there ARE tv-fems that are more annoying than her - but that doesn't mean she can't be the butt of a good joke =)

Now, as for a top ten list of annoying fem-personalities, here's mine

10. Oprah Winfrey - How the heck did you get so big anyway? By having a book club? Whatev....
9. Diane Sawyer - Stop looking like everything anyone tells you is super confusing...please....
8. Paris Hilton - Here's why you're annoying: You're not really a tv "personality" yet you're EVERYWHERE....
7. Anna N-Smith - Why the hell does anyone care about you?
6. Fran Drescher - See #3 on the list.
5. Michelle Rodriguez - I like you, I really do - but in LOST you were like, unsexy and dead for most of it.
4. Sandra Lee - We can TOTALLY tell what items you are continually....tweaking.... on your body.....
3. Rachel Ray - I can't even watch you with the mute button clicked.... I can STILL hear you....
2. Barbara Walters - Journalism? .... Whatev'....
1. Rosie O'Donnell - We get it. Shock value is all you can earn a paycheck with anymore.... I'm sorry for you.

That might be the most agreeable list I've ever read! You da man, JP!

Where was Tyra on that list? But for the most part, you nailed it.

[Tyrant]

Now in Ray's defense, as many have stated, there ARE tv-fems that are more annoying than her - but that doesn't mean she can't be the butt of a good joke =)

Now, as for a top ten list of annoying fem-personalities, here's mine

10. Oprah Winfrey - How the heck did you get so big anyway? By having a book club? Whatev....
9. Diane Sawyer - Stop looking like everything anyone tells you is super confusing...please....
8. Paris Hilton - Here's why you're annoying: You're not really a tv "personality" yet you're EVERYWHERE....
7. Anna N-Smith - Why the hell does anyone care about you?
6. Fran Drescher - See #3 on the list.
5. Michelle Rodriguez - I like you, I really do - but in LOST you were like, unsexy and dead for most of it.
4. Sandra Lee - We can TOTALLY tell what items you are continually....tweaking.... on your body.....
3. Rachel Ray - I can't even watch you with the mute button clicked.... I can STILL hear you....
2. Barbara Walters - Journalism? .... Whatev'....
1. Rosie O'Donnell - We get it. Shock value is all you can earn a paycheck with anymore.... I'm sorry for you.

I can think of a lot of fem-celebs that acquaintances have met that were all really nice, genuine people: Giada DeLaurentiis, Gillian Anderson, Jewel, Kelly Pickler.... list goes on, but it's much easier to identify annoying people is it not?

   That's a good list, J. I personally think Paris Hilton needs to be in #1, though. But that's just me.

   As a sidenote, Paula Dean scares me. I expect her to fall over from a heart attack on her show any minute. Anytime I see her bending over something, I think "this is it" and I tense up. Then I remember that they edit for TV. Her recipes are pretty good though. I just hope anyone who isn't Southern doesn't assume we Southerners cook everything with butter. If we did, we'd all be dead before 40.

[J-Proof]

Now in Ray's defense, as many have stated, there ARE tv-fems that are more annoying than her - but that doesn't mean she can't be the butt of a good joke =)

Now, as for a top ten list of annoying fem-personalities, here's mine

10. Oprah Winfrey - How the heck did you get so big anyway? By having a book club? Whatev....
9. Diane Sawyer - Stop looking like everything anyone tells you is super confusing...please....
8. Paris Hilton - Here's why you're annoying: You're not really a tv "personality" yet you're EVERYWHERE....
7. Anna N-Smith - Why the hell does anyone care about you?
6. Fran Drescher - See #3 on the list.
5. Michelle Rodriguez - I like you, I really do - but in LOST you were like, unsexy and dead for most of it.
4. Sandra Lee - We can TOTALLY tell what items you are continually....tweaking.... on your body.....
3. Rachel Ray - I can't even watch you with the mute button clicked.... I can STILL hear you....
2. Barbara Walters - Journalism? .... Whatev'....
1. Rosie O'Donnell - We get it. Shock value is all you can earn a paycheck with anymore.... I'm sorry for you.

I can think of a lot of fem-celebs that acquaintances have met that were all really nice, genuine people: Giada DeLaurentiis, Gillian Anderson, Jewel, Kelly Pickler.... list goes on, but it's much easier to identify annoying people is it not?

   That's a good list, J. I personally think Paris Hilton needs to be in #1, though. But that's just me.

   As a sidenote, Paula Dean scares me. I expect her to fall over from a heart attack on her show any minute. Anytime I see her bending over something, I think "this is it" and I tense up. Then I remember that they edit for TV. Her recipes are pretty good though. I just hope anyone who isn't Southern doesn't assume we Southerners cook everything with butter. If we did, we'd all be dead before 40.

I like Paula cuz at least she's motherly and somewhat pleasant for it. Tyra is a close eleven. Stephanie McMahon from WWE deserves to be on the list sometime before number 15.... but not sure where yet....

And yeah, Paris' ONLY redeeming factor is that she's too dang stupid to know she's the flippin' butt of every joke in American late night tv....

[Tyrant]

    That reminds me of when the Southpark ep about her aired, and she actually said after she saw it that she was "flattered".

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you know i bet we could confuse her and tell her that she would be the most famous person EVER if they let us kill her on jay leno live.   Id bet she would go for it. 

[Conor]

Now in Ray's defense, as many have stated, there ARE tv-fems that are more annoying than her - but that doesn't mean she can't be the butt of a good joke =)

Now, as for a top ten list of annoying fem-personalities, here's mine

10. Oprah Winfrey - How the heck did you get so big anyway? By having a book club? Whatev....
9. Diane Sawyer - Stop looking like everything anyone tells you is super confusing...please....
8. Paris Hilton - Here's why you're annoying: You're not really a tv "personality" yet you're EVERYWHERE....
7. Anna N-Smith - Why the hell does anyone care about you?
6. Fran Drescher - See #3 on the list.
5. Michelle Rodriguez - I like you, I really do - but in LOST you were like, unsexy and dead for most of it.
4. Sandra Lee - We can TOTALLY tell what items you are continually....tweaking.... on your body.....
3. Rachel Ray - I can't even watch you with the mute button clicked.... I can STILL hear you....
2. Barbara Walters - Journalism? .... Whatev'....
1. Rosie O'Donnell - We get it. Shock value is all you can earn a paycheck with anymore.... I'm sorry for you.

Leaving off Wanda Sykes may be unforgivable.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I agree with Conor. J-proof, you are Unforgiven. Clint's driving down from Carmel right now to put a .44 magnum in you.

[Pak-Man]

When was the last time Wanda graced the airwaves? She's been under the rug since "Wanda Does It." :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Coughcoughoverthehedgecoughcough

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Pak, you forget the subtitle to "Wanda Does It", which is: "By Does It, we mean successfully
snuffs her career sans-down pillow.

[J-Proof]

This convo brings me to my next item:

While this list is nowhere near as universally accepted as my list of top ten most annoying women, this is my list for the Top ten most annoying men in TV:

10. Anthony Bordaine - OKAY OKAY hear me out cuz I know a lot of people like him. But since WHEN did being a grumpy ass gray old man become popular? I mean honestly - first House and now a /traveling/ version of the same guy who likes to talk down to just about /everyone/. And the reason why - probably because Mr. Bordaine travels all on his lonesome......... ah screw it I actually really like watching his show (blush)....

9. Carson Daly - How the heck did we start caring about you and why are you on late night tv? You can't tell jokes, you can't ask questions, you can't even just look pleasant up there and half of you is even covered by a desk the whole time! Jeez, man, I've talked to kiosk workers at the mall with more charisma and humanly appeal than you....

8. Marcel (Top Chef Season 2) - Can you tell I like cooking shows? Marcel, you're an arrogant sknot, and to quote you from the season finale: "[In confession room, talking smack about Ilan] I used to make that sh*t five years ago in culinary school...." Guess what jerk-face, I used to make SALAD /twelve/ years ago in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.... Honestly, if you're going to bash someone else's dish for its rudimentary-ness, then you should probably make sure your own menu can't be found in a plastic bag at Vons.... molecular gastronomy.... pfft

7. Howard Stern - Again I can hear many people cussing me out for downsizing the Howard BUT - "The King of All Media"...... Honestly "The KING of All Media".... I understand he's profited a lot with his endeavors in several areas of media, but calling yourself THE KING of all media? It's not even really that he's the king of media, it's that the women who have made him famous are the Queens of All Skankdom and guys are willing to spend money to view that stuff.... Anyway, I know many will differ with me on this sentiment.

6. Simon Cowell - Look, I realize you have a part to play, but it's old.... and so is the show....

5. Ryan Seacrest - I think you're actually a robot.... not sure if you actually are, but if MIB were real, then I'm positive you'd have one of those tiny green aliens inside your skull making things move.

4. Bill Maher - Political humor is great, but uneducated political humor is not great when you take yourself this seriously. Now Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert me loves to watch. But Maher.... it's a good thing you have this show on HBO to promote all of your live stand-up acts, buddy, and an audience that loves to shout......

3. Vincent (Project Runway Season 3) - I don't know why (or maybe I do) but you scare the living daylights outta me, brothuh-man - I mean really, you're freaky....

2. Kevin Federline - Not only are you a sad excuse for a musician, you robbed the world of pop princess britney Spears and aided in her very steady decline from hotness. I'm not saying Britney was a fabulous musician either, but she sure as heck sold a lot of pepsi /without/ her voice, and look what you did to her!!!!!!!!!!!! Also - you need to like, invest in some actual /clothes/ dude......

1. David Caruso - Oh yes, and let me tell you why..... Every CSI:Miami scene starts with him in the SAME standing position: head and shoulders hunched over slightly, hands on hip pushing his Armani jacket behind his back, badge shining in the sun.... And he acts WAY WAY WAY WAY too smuggly for the job he's got. Now, if he were James Bond, which he might be, I don't know how CSI:Miami is going to play out in future seasons, then he'd have an excuse to be this suave-flippin' cop persona. BUT HOLY COW MAN. You're a detective, so stop acting like you're posing for Irish GQ Monthly..... AAAAAH

[J-Proof]

I actually like Wanda Sykes: