Oh, hi thoughts & favorite lines!

[Doctor Who?]

Hrmph. You're just saying that because of your rampant dislike of anteaters.

I never thought I'd see a movie that would make me agree with that statement,but you are right.

Also I have nothing against anteaters,my grandfather was an anteater.

[Lovye]

Hrmph. You're just saying that because of your rampant dislike of anteaters.

I never thought I'd see a movie that would make me agree with that statement,but you are right.

Also I have nothing against anteaters,my grandfather was an anteater.

And I bet some of your best friends just happen to be anteaters.

[Doctor Who?]

I don't know any stupid smelly Frenchmen!

[Doctor Who?]

Can someone explain to me why Lisa "Can't support herself" and has to leach off of whatever guy she can get.  I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?  I mean what in the world is up?

[Lovye]

Can someone explain to me why Lisa "Can't support herself" and has to leach off of whatever guy she can get.  I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?  I mean what in the world is up?

Doctor, don't worry about it.

[Indomitus]

I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?

She got her tongue caught in a DVD drive and now she's on disability.

[MSTJedi]

I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?

She got her tongue caught in a DVD drive and now she's on disability.

Either that or she's got chronic Two-timing Whore's Disease.

[Doctor Who?]

I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?

She got her tongue caught in a DVD drive and now she's on disability.

Strangely that makes more sense then anything in the movie.

[anais.jude]

SHe can't support herself because no one calls her back to give her a job...although sh eha da client she had to get ready t go meet.......Damnit, I have no idea. Stupid Lisa!

[MSTJedi]

SHe can't support herself because no one calls her back to give her a job...although sh eha da client she had to get ready t go meet.......Damnit, I have no idea. Stupid Lisa!

Aw, c'mon you guys! The "computer business" is hard!

[Thrifty]

Can someone explain to me why Lisa "Can't support herself" and has to leach off of whatever guy she can get.  I mean did she hurt herself while in "computers"and that is why she never leaves the house?  I mean what in the world is up?

Doc, it's more like the story of Helen of Troy.  Her beauty was so overpowering that if she were to venture into the public, it would so enchant the men that competition for her affection would be brutal.  Wars would start and the economy would collapse.  Can you imagine the disaster that would ensue if, say, President Barack Obama, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, and Lisa were all in the same room?  North America would be plunged into chaos.  If Lisa ever made it to the United Nations.......... God help us.

Because she is forced to live a shut-in life, she has to do her best to work in computers.  Unfortunately, the computer business is too competetive.

[Doctor Who?]

BUT SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING!

[Pak-Man]

Maybe you just need to watch The Room a few more times. Then you will understand her beauty... :^)

[Doctor Who?]

I choose reenacting the death scene from Bravehart over that.

[Thrifty]

BUT SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING!

Oh boy.....  I think it's time for a good old fashione crucifixion.  How dare you speak such blasphemy!