Greetings, salutations, all that jazz

[Zealotlee]

'Sup all.  Just joined here, seems like an interesting place.  Been a big fan of MST3K for many years and enjoy Mike's work greatly.  So, hello everybody, I hope I enjoy my stay.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Welcome to the fold, Zealotlee!

You will definitely love it here!!

[mrbasehart]

Welcome! We hope we enjoy your stay, too.   

[Minnesota]

Welcome to the fold, Zealotlee!

what he said

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[MasterChief]

Official __MasterChief__ MAD-libs version of BBQ Platypus' Cookie-Cutter _Pickle_ Letter:


_Farts_, New Poster!  As of now, my _grapes_ toward you are completely _fantastic_! May they _poop_ neutral or better for many a _weiner_, before you say something that _inflates_ me slightly until about a week later when _my_mom_ _skydives_ about it! Then, may they remain _crazy_ again!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Oh Man! 
Well I guess it had to happen sooner or later.....

Anyway, welcome to the forums, please accept the following complimentary items which are yours at no charge or expense of any kind.... *Gives Zealotlee a Breakfast Bazooka, a Jack Palance Voice Changer, and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

lo and welcome

[SaucyRossy]

'Sup all.  Just joined here, seems like an interesting place.  Been a big fan of MST3K for many years and enjoy Mike's work greatly.  So, hello everybody, I hope I enjoy my stay.

I hope I enjoy it also.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Is that Innuendo I smell, or just sarcasm?