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"The Karate Kid" remake w/Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith - whaaat?

Started by TTYT, July 13, 2009, 05:53:35 PM

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Apparently, a remake of The Karate Kid is being made - with Jackie Chan taking over for Pat Morita, and Will Smith's son filling Ralph Macchio's shoes started filming today.

*sigh*...This'll be interesting.

Bob

Quote from: TTYT on July 13, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
Apparently, a remake of The Karate Kid is being made - with Jackie Chan taking over for Pat Morita, and Will Smith's son filling Ralph Macchio's shoes started filming today.

*sigh*...This'll be interesting.

God, it sounds like it is going to be a kiddie comedy......

Kete

Shouldn't Jackie Chan know that Karate is a Japanese martial art?

Bob

Quote from: kete00 on July 13, 2009, 06:46:18 PM
Shouldn't Jackie Chan know that Karate is a Japanese martial art?

Well, maybe they realized a redo of Drunken Master with an 11 year old would be too much.

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Quote from: kete00 on July 13, 2009, 06:46:18 PM
Shouldn't Jackie Chan know that Karate is a Japanese martial art?

That's why it's called The Kung Fu Kid.   I'm guessing he won't be teaching the kid karate.  
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MrTorso

Seriously...... In the original we had " Wax On, Wax Off"......

In this remake it is now about putting on and taking off a jacket.


So in the trailer Jackie Chan is yelling at Will Smith's kid "JACKET OFF"  ....


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Quote from: doggans on June 07, 2010, 04:14:12 AM
I will admit geeking out a little bit at the one trailer when "You're The Best" was playing at the end during the fly gag. But that's ALL I'll admit.

the fly bit made me smile, but the rest of the movie is crap..



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I watched the Next Karate Kid for the first time a year ago.  It wasn't a good show, but it sure beat Karate Kid III.

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Quote from: MrTorso on June 06, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Seriously...... In the original we had " Wax On, Wax Off"......

In this remake it is now about putting on and taking off a jacket.


So in the trailer Jackie Chan is yelling at Will Smith's kid "JACKET OFF"  ....




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Quote from: Rattrap007 on June 07, 2010, 06:13:06 AM
Quote from: doggans on June 07, 2010, 04:14:12 AM
I will admit geeking out a little bit at the one trailer when "You're The Best" was playing at the end during the fly gag. But that's ALL I'll admit.

the fly bit made me smile, but the rest of the movie is crap..

Did you go to one of the preview screenings?
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