Favorite Lines

[iv3rdawG]

Joel: "Oh, and I just realized that I'm wearing my wife's raincoat. This is humiliating."

Joel: "THIS IS FRENCH CLASS!!"
Mike: "Why is Mean Joe Green teaching French?!"

Old Lady: "I wish there was more..."
Mike: "...opportunities for grandma's to pose nude."

Mike: "This is where that guy got the idea for all those Calvin peeing on the Chevy logo stickers."

and then the next line got me..so good:

Joel: "Several hours and many many gallons of Danny's urine later."

Old Man: "Hell, you boys are in occupied territory. Your 40 miles behind enemy lines. That's smack dab in the middle of World War 3."
Mike: "Or dub dub tres as the douche bags have been calling it."

Joel: "Huh, strange..Cat Fancy rack is empty."

Jed: "You think you're so smart man. But you're just a bunch of scared kids."
Joel: "Two of whom are wearing the same coat. Looks kind of gay."

Also loved the Coachella reference. Excellent riff.

[Smoky]

"Wish I hadn't glued my jaws together".

"He turned into cookie monster!"

"Why is he wearing that tragedy mask? Oh, that's his face."

"He's like the wind..."

[Conor]

and then the next line got me..so good:

Joel: "Several hours and many many gallons of Danny's urine later."

I like Joel's read on that one.  He couldn't get through without cracking up.

[iv3rdawG]

Yeah that's one of the reasons why I liked it so much.

[Winboloer]

Lea Thompson: (crying) "I'll never love anyone else ever again!"
Riff: ...except Howard the Duck


LOL

[NYFalcon1981]

Mike's "He's like the wind" was hilarious!

Joel's: Call of Duty prepared me for none of this!

I enjoyed the heck out of this one,thanks for the laughs guys.

[_ykv]

I liked the opening sequence, when Joel kept interrupting Mike's instructions.

Mike: "Put in your beloved Red Dawn DVD ..."
Joel: "Pause it now."
Mike: "And press ... not right now! Please ..."
Joel: "Go ahead and pause it."
Mike: "Don't pause it ..."
Joel: "Ok, go ahead."
Mike: "Right away --"
Joel: "Fast forward to the first track ..."
Mike: "DON'T ... listen only to my voice ... only to mine ..."

Mike: "So, despite the confusion earlier ..."
Joel: "PAUSE!"
Mike: "STOP! ... So, get ready to pause this track ..."
Joel: (whispering) "Pause it ... "

[_ykv]

Plenty of good lines in this riff commentary, but these are the ones that made me laugh very much out loud (note: please help me popularize the new acronym LVMOL so I don't ever have to type that again).

Riff: Operation: No More Pencils, No More Books commences

Riff: Give my borscht to my roller-skating beeeeaaaaar!!!!

Movie: Something will be different about you
Riff: Yeah, Hepatitis A through J

Riff: I'd appreciate some privacy while I'm in the laxative aisle

Movie: I was tough on both of you, I did things that made you hate me sometimes, but you understand now don't you?
Riff: Why I made you shoot the dog on your birthday?

Movie: I love you too
Riff: I'd love you even more if you'd brought some wire cutters ...

Movie: You the honcho, Sport?
Riff: Wow, "honcho" AND "sport" ... that's casual!

[Thrifty]

and then the next line got me..so good:

Joel: "Several hours and many many gallons of Danny's urine later."

I like Joel's read on that one.  He couldn't get through without cracking up.

Speaking of which... why was he urinating in the radiator?  Couldn't the gallons of soda they had in the back work?

[dalem]

Sure it worked - just through Danny's urethra.

-dale

[huskerchad]

I am defeated...by third-rate brat pack girlfriend!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Remember, there's no "i" in Wolverines if you spell it incorrectly

[Sinister3]

Remember, there's no "i" in Wolverines if you spell it incorrectly

Hah that may have been my favorite line too. truly great!

[MST3Kgirl]

swayze of arabia!!!

the Airwolf theme segment...

[Rattrap007]

Airwolf..