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Started by Courtney, June 25, 2009, 07:01:47 PM

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Courtney

"You are now carrying my child."  :D

I heart Janet and Cole. 



iv3rdawG

Soon..soon. How does it rank next to Dirty Dancing, Courtney? Just a couple more hours.
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Courtney

Dirty Dancing is in my top three, so that's a really high bar, but this is definitely great.  Much like the actual movie (which is seriously and unironically one of my favorite movies) the riff really picks up when Whoopi enters the picture.  The best moments are when they get random and go off on tangents ("you see, the scene is long"), AND it gets a million extra points for insulting Black Dahlia which is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen (you're welcome, Manos and The Room).  The Demi jokes are golden. 



mrbasehart

I just bought it in support of the two.  I suppose I'll have to ask my mother for her DVD copy of the movie.   :)

torgosPizza

Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
Dirty Dancing is in my top three, so that's a really high bar, but this is definitely great.  Much like the actual movie (which is seriously and unironically one of my favorite movies) the riff really picks up when Whoopi enters the picture.  The best moments are when they get random and go off on tangents ("you see, the scene is long"), AND it gets a million extra points for insulting Black Dahlia which is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen (you're welcome, Manos and The Room).  The Demi jokes are golden. 

Wholeheartedly agree. I'd never fallen asleep in the middle of a movie until I watched that one. It had some good moments but holy crap was it boring.

Courtney

Quote from: torgosPizza on June 25, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
Dirty Dancing is in my top three, so that's a really high bar, but this is definitely great.  Much like the actual movie (which is seriously and unironically one of my favorite movies) the riff really picks up when Whoopi enters the picture.  The best moments are when they get random and go off on tangents ("you see, the scene is long"), AND it gets a million extra points for insulting Black Dahlia which is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen (you're welcome, Manos and The Room).  The Demi jokes are golden. 

Wholeheartedly agree. I'd never fallen asleep in the middle of a movie until I watched that one. It had some good moments but holy crap was it boring.

See, I can't even think of what good moments you could be talking about.  I've seriously never been so angry watching a movie.  I feel toward Black Dahlia the same feelings Roger Ebert has toward North. Hate hate hate.



torgosPizza

Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:55:58 PM
Quote from: torgosPizza on June 25, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
Dirty Dancing is in my top three, so that's a really high bar, but this is definitely great.  Much like the actual movie (which is seriously and unironically one of my favorite movies) the riff really picks up when Whoopi enters the picture.  The best moments are when they get random and go off on tangents ("you see, the scene is long"), AND it gets a million extra points for insulting Black Dahlia which is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen (you're welcome, Manos and The Room).  The Demi jokes are golden. 

Wholeheartedly agree. I'd never fallen asleep in the middle of a movie until I watched that one. It had some good moments but holy crap was it boring.

See, I can't even think of what good moments you could be talking about.  I've seriously never been so angry watching a movie.  I feel toward Black Dahlia the same feelings Roger Ebert has toward North. Hate hate hate.

I'll just say that when a murder actually happened the movie felt really scary and thrilling, but the rest was filler.

Anyways, back to your Favorite Lines thread...

mrbasehart

Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:55:58 PM
Quote from: torgosPizza on June 25, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 25, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
Dirty Dancing is in my top three, so that's a really high bar, but this is definitely great.  Much like the actual movie (which is seriously and unironically one of my favorite movies) the riff really picks up when Whoopi enters the picture.  The best moments are when they get random and go off on tangents ("you see, the scene is long"), AND it gets a million extra points for insulting Black Dahlia which is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen (you're welcome, Manos and The Room).  The Demi jokes are golden. 

Wholeheartedly agree. I'd never fallen asleep in the middle of a movie until I watched that one. It had some good moments but holy crap was it boring.

See, I can't even think of what good moments you could be talking about.  I've seriously never been so angry watching a movie.  I feel toward Black Dahlia the same feelings Roger Ebert has toward North. Hate hate hate.

The biggest problem I had with the movie is that the book is so good.  So much wasted potential.

Invisible NanoGhost

I'll give a thumbs up to the line about wanting Supertramp to get back together.

(there are a lot of other good lines, IMO, but I started watching this at 1am last night, so my memories of it are rather hazy...)

MightyJack

Anything Janet says with that dumb guy voice was a hoot and a half. Very funny trax, I liked it better than their first, and I thought that was good.

iv3rdawG

#10
Janet: "See a penny pick it up, if it floats towards you run like fu-."
Cole: "Janet!"

Cole: "God, whats a guy got to do to get an Otter Pop around here?"

Janet: "Good, now awkwardly open your mouth for no reason. Good, and cue song were already sick of."
*background music* "Ohhhh my love, my darling."
Janet: "Goooood."

Cole: "Yes! I knew we'd find some shirts back here."

Janet: "Ok, now stand up. I want to give you a better angle to smell my bangs."
Cole: "Pantene."

Also, all the ripping on Del Taco. Come on guys, it isn't that bad ;) :P
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Artie

Another excellent riff.   Janet and Cole are a great team.

Risky Business was mentioned during the riff and I can't help but think that movie would be perfect for them.
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iv3rdawG

Janet: "I'll never forgive you for Theodore Rex."
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