Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

You can have your Halle Berrys and your Angelina Jolies, just give me LISA 

[Action Batch]

YOU ARE TEARING HIM APART, LISA!!!

[Bob]

She must have really been something at age 11 when Johnny started dating her.

*Note to scriptwriter, when you hire a much younger actress than the part calls for, you might want a few re-writes.*

[MSTJedi]

She must have really been something at age 11 when Johnny started dating her.

*Note to scriptwriter, when you hire a much younger actress than the part calls for, you might want a few re-writes.*

Rewrite, shmewrite. Who needs editing or sensible dialogue when you have an actress with such charisma and beauty? 

[Bob]

Lisa makes Grace Kelly look like dog food.

[Action Batch]

Coincidence?

I dunno.

[Thrifty]

I used to like the name Lisa.  Now it can go to Hell.

[Courtney]

She's so much more beautiful than Michelle's boyfriend Mike's girlfriend Michelle.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress


I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress


I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND

NO ONE can resist Lisa.

It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.

[RockSiren]

Well, move over Zoe Saldana- tell 'em Lisa's in town!

[Bob]

Well, move over Zoe Saldana- tell 'em Lisa's in town!

Zoe should just leave town now.    It is over for her now that Lisa is around.

[Thrifty]

I dunno what to think.  The movie is kinda ambiguous about Lisa's physical beauty.

[Bob]

I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.

[Courtney]

I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.

There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals.  Only Lisasexuals.