The Room sample

[Courtney]

"Oh hi, movie theater."     I've watched this clip a dozen times already.

[stansimpson]

I LOVE how bad this movie is!!!!!  And I've only seen a total of 6mins worth so far!

I just about died with Mike's "I guess what I'm trying to say is, 'Oh hi Denny.'"  Great, great stuff!

One thing tho.... um.... aspect ratio?  Please?  Is it too late for that?

[MSTJedi]

This is perfect riff fodder. Even worse than Hobgoblins. Good call, guys.

[Thrifty]

Okay.  I'm going to bed now.  If this isn't available by the time I wake up at 7:00 AM EST, I'm letting the monkeys loose.

[PlayMSTie]

Dear Lord in heaven. 

That was like . . . like an especially goofy MST3K host skit. I could practically see Mike in the long black wig going "Oh hi Crow. Oh hi Tom. Oh hi Gypsy."

[Indomitus]

That was like . . . like an especially goofy MST3K host skit. I could practically see Mike in the long black wig going "Oh hi Crow. Oh hi Tom. Oh hi Gypsy."

That would be CLASSIC.  That guy has all the acting ability of the "wurwelf" chick from "Werewolf" but none of the boobs.

Dammit, now I gotta buy this movie.  What do you think are the odds that Amazon has more than 5 copies in stock at this point?

[Thrifty]

*lets the monkeys loose*

[Scrivener]

*lets the monkeys loose*

And, assuming at least five were let loose, the monkeys promptly make a better movie than The Room.

[spaceforarent]

Okay.  I'm going to bed now.  If this isn't available by the time I wake up at 7:00 AM EST, I'm letting the monkeys loose.

I'd just like them to be available before noon EST, so I can have time to reauthor without loosing too much sleep.

[Thrifty]

Okay.  I'm going to bed now.  If this isn't available by the time I wake up at 7:00 AM EST, I'm letting the monkeys loose.

I'd just like them to be available before noon EST, so I can have time to reauthor without loosing too much sleep.

I have to face down the sad truth that I don't get home until about 7:15 PM, so with the time it takes to reauthor, I probably won't be able to watch this tonight.

I guess I could cut some corners; skip the auto-ducking and watch it on my computer instead of burning to DVD.  Getting the sync right in Audacity takes about 10 minutes at most... I can skip making manual adjustments to the audio level...  the export of the combined file only takes about 30 minutes, and the menus are (for the most part) already fabricated.  Another 20 minutes of compiling and I guess I can get home and have a product suitable for watching on my computer by 8:30.

Remastering the audio through auto-ducking and burning to DVD can happen tomorrow.

[PlayMSTie]

That was like . . . like an especially goofy MST3K host skit. I could practically see Mike in the long black wig going "Oh hi Crow. Oh hi Tom. Oh hi Gypsy."

That would be CLASSIC.  That guy has all the acting ability of the "wurwelf" chick from "Werewolf" but none of the boobs.

Dammit, now I gotta buy this movie.  What do you think are the odds that Amazon has more than 5 copies in stock at this point?

He makes the "wurwelf" chick look like Meryl Streep.

[Thrifty]

I think I will start every conversation with "Oh Hi....." from here on out.

What, only conversations?  I start ever action.

"Oh Hi computer."

"Oh Hi car."

"Oh Hi urinal."

[Henry88]

I think I will start every conversation with "Oh Hi....." from here on out.

What, only conversations?  I start ever action.

"Oh Hi computer."

"Oh Hi car."

"Oh Hi urinal."

pleas do not start a trend

[MSTJedi]

I think I will start every conversation with "Oh Hi....." from here on out.

What, only conversations?  I start ever action.

"Oh Hi computer."

"Oh Hi car."

"Oh Hi urinal."

pleas do not start a trend

Oh hi, trend!

[Thrifty]

I think I will start every conversation with "Oh Hi....." from here on out.

What, only conversations?  I start ever action.

"Oh Hi computer."

"Oh Hi car."

"Oh Hi urinal."

pleas do not start a trend

Oh hi, trend!

Oh hi message board reply!