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Started by Phantom of Krankor, January 26, 2007, 07:49:00 PM

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Phantom of Krankor

What are your thought's on the movie's proposed stinger? I would have to say one of Travolta's rediculouse laughs or maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.
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Pak-Man

Does the entire movie count as a stinger? :^)

Bob

Quote from: Phantom of Krankor on January 26, 2007, 07:49:00 PM
What are your thought's on the movie's proposed stinger? I would have to say one of Travolta's rediculouse laughs or maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.

I think they teach that in acting school.   Well, at least when talkies were new.

kodiakthejuggler

My vote goes to Kelly Preston's prehensile tongue.   :P

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

"Carlo's gonna blow the dome"  :o

Rufus T

 My vote goes to when Barry Pepper made the ape grunting sounds and the humans took the video footage away. That sentence would sound incredibly weird if we didn't know about Battlefield Earth. Ah hell, it still sounds weird.
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FredC

Gotta be the one guy smashing through all those windows. Gotta be.

Janitor

Travolta shooting the leg of the cow. Hilarious.

StellarJoe

Probably when Mr. "Goodboy" walks into the window that was so obviously in front of him.  What is he, a bird?  That scene makes me laugh and makes me infuriated that the writers thought a human who lived in a culture without windows couldn't see a window that was so obviously in front of him, with dirt marks and water all over it.
By the way, I was being sarcastic.

gammer

Yeah, the cow shooting scene for sure!

Ivan Druzhkov

There was a scene in Terl's office, right after the rat-eating scene, where a scraggly-haired old guy who sounds like Martin Sheen tells Jonnie not to play with Terl's Aptiva, saying, quote, "Get these creatures mad is what they'll do to all of us!"  I don't know if I just have a fault on my DVD or the scene was edited with a machete, but I think it's one of the best lines in the movie.

Failing that, Jonnie smashing his way through Rick's Windowpane Depository would make a nice stinger.

SmilinJackRoss

Quote from: Phantom of Krankor on January 26, 2007, 07:49:00 PM
maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.

This is the one I used.  It's just so awesome.
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BBQ Platypus

How about the one where Travolta fails to notice the bomb he's about to trigger is ON HIS FREAKING SHOULDER?
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

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How about the one where Travolta fails to notice the bomb he's about to trigger is ON HIS FREAKING SHOULDER?
LOL That part filled me with much rage as well.
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palehorse864

Anything in the bar is good.

I think I would possibly choose the scene of Terl hugging the three bottles of booze and looking around sadly.  What was with that?