Favorite lines post you must

[Indomitus]

Bill questioning if: are you technically still a princess if your planet is destroyed?

More importantly, are you still a Princess if your mother the Queen WAS ELECTED? I wished they had riffed something about that little ret-con fubar.

You're thinking of the wrong planet.  She was an adopted princess.  Apparently all these planets have some kind of royalty.  But still...  Planet blowed up.  Kind of hurts the whole "princess" standing.

[Scorpy]

"Will do, skin tube!"

"And will someone there learn the Heimlech Maneuver for God's sake?"

"Gilbert Gottfried!"
 
"Good Luke, release your inner bitch."

"Eh, I'll just go back to harassing that Ahab guy."


"He stumbled upon a grizzled, cartoon prospector."

[TigerofRobare]

"Why are you eating my rooftar" was an awesome line.  But my fave was:

Yoda: A Domain of Evil it is.

Mike: RonPaul.com

Being a Paulian, my reaction was: "Hey," but great to have the reference.

[Nunyerbiz]

"Tripping balls I am"

"Did Chewie just jack a Lexus?"

"You're so fine you're like Colt 46!"

"Looks like he was frozen while singing a Michael Bolton song."

[MrTorso]

We have these 3D Trading cards at work and this was the one displayed on the box:



It now lives on our back room wall with a cartoon voice bubble saying "SIT! SPIN!"

[The Manatee]

Is the dark side stronger? No...no. Well, yes.

So simple, but I think it might be my favorite riff line ever, aside from Kevin in the beginning of Eragon with his "I hate to start off negative here, but no there wasn't. No they didn't. And no they weren't." It's like the essence of every single time I've allowed myself to get dragged into a C++ flame war.

[BathTub]

The John Williams 'Yoda lifts a really big ship' theme is his best yet.