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Twilight 2: New Moon

Started by Henry88, April 09, 2009, 01:52:36 PM

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BathTub

OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

RoninFox

Quote from: BathTub on June 03, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Yeah, to figure that out you'd actually have to pay attention to the dialog in the first movie.

That's not some kind of dig at you, I'm pointing out how hard it actually is to pay attention to that dialog.
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BathTub

lol my point was they made it so obvious in the first one :P

RoninFox

And my point was to use your post to insult the dialog.  In the end, everyone's happy.   ;D
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BathTub

You know I was sure I had made a post about the Indian kid sleeping nose to anus but now I can't find it.

TeamRAD

Quote from: Toby Danger on June 01, 2009, 04:01:31 PM
Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.



Cheesetastic! I love it!!

Ed & Bella better be defending their Golden Onion in this, and I'm anticipating some more chicanery from our armadillo friend. Oh and Alice, she has my permission to sire me. She's cute.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

MSTJedi

Quote from: TeamRAD on June 04, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Quote from: Toby Danger on June 01, 2009, 04:01:31 PM
Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.



Cheesetastic! I love it!!

Ed & Bella better be defending their Golden Onion in this, and I'm anticipating some more chicanery from our armadillo friend. Oh and Alice, she has my permission to sire me. She's cute.

Okay, at least the Rasta vamp looks "drained" this time around. But the werewolves actually turn into wolves? Huh?

And I second the Alice comment.


Tyrant

Quote from: BathTub on June 03, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Everyone here in NM knows that Native Americans are always werewolves. Or were-coyotes. There are no exceptions. They'll always deny it, of course. But we know better.

esoobaC .T bocaJ

Quote from: Tyrant on June 04, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: BathTub on June 03, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Everyone here in NM knows that Native Americans are always werewolves. Or were-coyotes. There are no exceptions. They'll always deny it, of course. But we know better.

now if I remember the story correctly, the Native Americans were turned into Werewolves by God because they had killed a group of Vampires or something


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Ayriana22

Quote from: Tyrant on June 04, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: BathTub on June 03, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Everyone here in NM knows that Native Americans are always werewolves. Or were-coyotes. There are no exceptions. They'll always deny it, of course. But we know better.

Shit that means i'm dating a godless killing machine... that likes Alpo...

One another note.... What I find REALLY funny is that even in that 2minute trailer there are at LEAST 3 inconsistencies with the books.
I can't wait for this movie to come out just so someone can riff it a new one...though honestly... i can't wait for the 4th movie to come out so we can all get this out of our system and move on to more interesting things... like... watching paint dry... or grass grow... or... any number of other things that don't involve annoying emo teen vamps.... Bleh.
"Occasionally,  I'm callous and strange"-Willow -Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Bob

I want all the books to become films.   Think of the riffing gold.

I've never read the books, never will, but the movies are just horrible and horrible = Riffing Gold.

But Dr. Horrible would not be riffing gold, go figure.

MSTJedi

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2009, 02:48:10 AM
I want all the books to become films.   Think of the riffing gold.

I've never read the books, never will, but the movies are just horrible and horrible = Riffing Gold.

But Dr. Horrible would not be riffing gold, go figure.

I agree. Although how they'd make the 4th one PG-13, I don't know.

Dr. Horrible kinda riffed itself, so it's covered.


Tyrant

Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 04, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on June 04, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: BathTub on June 03, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Everyone here in NM knows that Native Americans are always werewolves. Or were-coyotes. There are no exceptions. They'll always deny it, of course. But we know better.

now if I remember the story correctly, the Native Americans were turned into Werewolves by God because they had killed a group of Vampires or something



  That's interesting. I wouldn't think God would mind vampires getting killed all that much, what with them being the souless undead and what not. Unless lycanthropy is thought to be some kind of reward?

TeamRAD

Quote from: MSTJedi on June 04, 2009, 07:04:08 AM
Quote from: TeamRAD on June 04, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Quote from: Toby Danger on June 01, 2009, 04:01:31 PM
Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.



Cheesetastic! I love it!!

Ed & Bella better be defending their Golden Onion in this, and I'm anticipating some more chicanery from our armadillo friend. Oh and Alice, she has my permission to sire me. She's cute.
And I second the Alice comment.



*melts*

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

Tripe