Twilight 2: New Moon

[mearnest]

Wow, that's almost as half-assed as the poster for the first one.  I for one am excited to see how bad this series will get.  Especially since the lead actor appears to be actively trying to get fired.  I'm looking forward to his performance.  Hoping for a lot of looking directly at the camera and rolling his eyes whenever an awful line of dialog is uttered.

[Tyrant]

I figure if I can survive being forced to watch the Harry Potter movies in the name of Rifftrax, I can endure this series as well.

Though having to watch Twilight a few weeks ago ruined Hot Topic for me for a while. And I've got gift cards for there, too. 

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

The Edward Cardboard Cutout in Suncoast still gives me a fright. >.> Whenever I come back from the anime section in the rear, I mistake it for a person for the first few seconds.

[Toby Danger]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

[Relaxing Dragon]

Wow, I'm genuinely shocked. Here I thought it was going to be a cinematic marvel to rival the likes of Date Movie and Armageddon

[Bob]

So, we should have a new Rifftrax for this movie in about 10 months...... great!

[Relaxing Dragon]

I sort of hope they re-release the first one in theaters for a little bit right before the second one. Then I can watch it with the riff on my iPod in the theater (I forget whose idea that was, but it was a good one).

[Raven]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Wow, the werewolf thing works in sunlight too.  I'm a little said he didn't sparkle.

[Tyrant]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Ouch. Looks terrible. But what's even more depressing are all the comments left for the preview. I weep for humanity.

[Shadoestar]

Well, on the positive side, we have three more RiffTrax to look forward to!

[Bob]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Ouch. Looks terrible. But what's even more depressing are all the comments left for the preview. I weep for humanity.

Idiot.    Why did you tempt me to go read the comments.   I did and now I hate you.

* Adds Tyrant to enemies list *

[JimJ]

I sort of hope they re-release the first one in theaters for a little bit right before the second one. Then I can watch it with the riff on my iPod in the theater (I forget whose idea that was, but it was a good one).

Damn, that's a great idea!  Would love to see all the dirty looks you'd receive for laughing your ass off throughout the movie.

[ManUnderMask]

The idea was mine, except it's only good in theory. For whatever reason either the Rifftrax or the movie will drift and go out of sync by a good second or more.

[Tyrant]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Ouch. Looks terrible. But what's even more depressing are all the comments left for the preview. I weep for humanity.

Idiot.    Why did you tempt me to go read the comments.   I did and now I hate you.

* Adds Tyrant to enemies list *

Aw, no one loves Tyrant. Thanks to Twilight. Thanks a lot, Twilight. Now I'm a goth. 

[Relaxing Dragon]

The idea was mine, except it's only good in theory. For whatever reason either the Rifftrax or the movie will drift and go out of sync by a good second or more.

I think it could work, though you'd probably need to have a good memory for both the film and the riff.