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Worst directors actually employed

Started by Andrew1911, January 26, 2007, 08:51:17 AM

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Andrew1911

How the hell does Michael Bay keep getting work? He is a horrible director! Uwe Boll? Come on. I've got more. But I forget 'em.

gammer

Uwe Boll is 'the' classic example. I guess he's employed because he works out of Germany and takes advantage of their tax breaks.

mrbasehart



Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 26, 2007, 08:51:17 AM
How the hell does Michael Bay keep getting work? He is a horrible director!

Because he makes studios lots of money.  Check out the world-wide receipts of his movies:

From boxofficemojo.com:

Bad Boys - Budget: 23 million.  World Wide Gross: 141 million.
The Rock - Budget: 75 million.  World Wide Gross: 335 million.
Armageddon - Budget: 140 million.  World Wide Gross: 554 million.
Pearl Harbor - Budget 135 million.  World Wide Gross: 449 million.
Bad Boys II - Budget 130 million.  World Wide Gross: 261 million.
The Island - Budget 126 million.  World Wide Gross 160 million.

Even The Island, which is considered a failure, has made it's money back.  I agree with you that Michael Bay is not a very good director, but as long as people keep buying the tickets, he'll make the movies.  What I do find sad is that with all that money they're making, they can't give Terry Gilliam any money to finish his Don Quixotte film.  It would even star Johnny Depp!

Swish

How about Joel Schumacher?

I'm desperately trying to find one thing remotely redeeming on his filmography.

The best I can say is "Tigerland was alright... ish."
Writer and Composer of "Biohazard! ~ The Resident Evil Musical"

sarcasm_made_Easy

Joel made phone booth, and as much as i am gonna get flamed for saying it i really enjoyed phone booth.

Bob

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 09:45:19 AM
Joel made phone booth, and as much as i am gonna get flamed for saying it i really enjoyed phone booth.

I kinda liked it too...... (sheepish shrug of shoulders).

Grillslinger

I liked the Island...


I also like 8MM. *ducks*

Bob

Quote from: Grillslinger on January 26, 2007, 10:32:23 AM
I liked the Island...


Oh, so you like "Parts:  The Klonus Horor"?

P.S.   Man, I cannot wait for that to go to trial........ it will be the only time I will turn on courtv to see if it is carried live.

Andrew1911

Quote from: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 09:40:12 AM


Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 26, 2007, 08:51:17 AM
How the hell does Michael Bay keep getting work? He is a horrible director!

Because he makes studios lots of money.  Check out the world-wide receipts of his movies:

From boxofficemojo.com:

Bad Boys - Budget: 23 million.  World Wide Gross: 141 million.
The Rock - Budget: 75 million.  World Wide Gross: 335 million.
Armageddon - Budget: 140 million.  World Wide Gross: 554 million.
Pearl Harbor - Budget 135 million.  World Wide Gross: 449 million.
Bad Boys II - Budget 130 million.  World Wide Gross: 261 million.
The Island - Budget 126 million.  World Wide Gross 160 million.

Even The Island, which is considered a failure, has made it's money back.  I agree with you that Michael Bay is not a very good director, but as long as people keep buying the tickets, he'll make the movies.  What I do find sad is that with all that money they're making, they can't give Terry Gilliam any money to finish his Don Quixotte film.  It would even star Johnny Depp!

The thing is people don't see those movies for Bay. Anyone could've directed the film and people would still see it. ",

mrbasehart

Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 26, 2007, 10:55:32 AM
The thing is people don't see those movies for Bay. Anyone could've directed the film and people would still see it.

But that's not the point.  Despite their individual qualities, directors with winning track records are most sought after and Bay has made them a lot of money and proven to them that he can handle lots of their money.

sarcasm_made_Easy

QuoteBut that's not the point.  Despite their individual qualities, directors with winning track records are most sought after and Bay has made them a lot of money and proven to them that he can handle lots of their money.


absolutely true but explain Uwe then lol

mrbasehart

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
QuoteBut that's not the point.  Despite their individual qualities, directors with winning track records are most sought after and Bay has made them a lot of money and proven to them that he can handle lots of their money.


absolutely true but explain Uwe then lol

There's a decent article here:

http://www.cinemablend.com/features/Uwe-Boll-Money-For-Nothing-209.html

That explains how he's been able to make those movies. 

Pak-Man

Looking at the premise for most of those movies, it does say something that Mr. Bay can make them turn a profit...

BathTub

That German tax loophole has since been closed.

mrbasehart

Quote from: BathTub on January 26, 2007, 12:12:54 PM
That German tax loophole has since been closed.

Yeah, and it'll be interesting to see if he'll be able to make more movies in the future.  I have the feeling that now he's made a name for himself, he might be able to find employment.