I just wanted to introduce myself

[MattCA]

This is actually the second account I've made here, but I couldn't remeber my username and my password on the first one I made, so I made a new one.  I'm Matt.  Me and my cousin are Riffroll productions, and our Goblet of Fire riff is in post-production.  If you want to know anything else, just ask. 

[kodiakthejuggler]

If you want to know anything else, just ask. 

What's the fastest land animal?

[MattCA]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

[Johnny Unusual]

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[FatherOfTears]

Hello. I'm sort of new here too.  I joined about two weeks ago.

Question: What is the speed of DARK?

[RoninFox]

The speed of Dark is the same as the speed of light.  If you turn on a light the light goes by real fast, now turn it off and the dark comes right behind it just as quick.  See?

And welcome to the semi-new guy.

[Compound]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

Yeah, that's what the man wants you to think. The man just spreads that false info to keep  the pronghorn antelopes down.

And geez. We're up to like 6 or 7 Matts riffing now.  I'm afraid that all future Matts must be called Clyde instead.

[FatherOfTears]

The speed of Dark is the same as the speed of light.  If you turn on a light the light goes by real fast, now turn it off and the dark comes right behind it just as quick.  See?

And welcome to the semi-new guy.

Or dark is always there and it never moves.  It's just light going away............................head....................hurt!

[TheUnabeefer]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

Yeah, that's what the man wants you to think. The man just spreads that false info to keep  the pronghorn antelopes down.

And geez. We're up to like 6 or 7 Matts riffing now.  I'm afraid that all future Matts must be called Clyde instead.

I usually go by Beef, so I'm good.

[MattCA]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

Yeah, that's what the man wants you to think. The man just spreads that false info to keep  the pronghorn antelopes down.

And geez. We're up to like 6 or 7 Matts riffing now.  I'm afraid that all future Matts must be called Clyde instead.

NOOOOO, not Clyde!!! Not that there's anything wrong with Clyde, he seems like a pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything, however, I am no Clyde, Ray perhaps, Clyde, no

[Thrifty]

I just know Strong Bad could come up with a good pun on your name.

[jd75]

Whats with the Clyde name anyway? Hey Matt, welcome to the RIFF! Get yourself to enjoy the forum as well.

So where have you been all this time...... whats the smallest fish?

[bettertomorrowamy]

If you want to know anything else, just ask. 

What's the fastest land animal?

Can you touch a dream?

[Tripe]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

Only in a straight line, around corners a greyhound can outrun it (and Dark is faster since it's always there before the light).

Oh hello, I'm Tripe, I like pointless discussions (and Pratchett)

[mattwnelson]

As far as I know it's the Cheetah, able to run at almost 70 mph.  That is a fast critter. 

Yeah, that's what the man wants you to think. The man just spreads that false info to keep  the pronghorn antelopes down.

And geez. We're up to like 6 or 7 Matts riffing now.  I'm afraid that all future Matts must be called Clyde instead.

We disagree. Soon all will become part of the Matt Collective. Your nomenclature's distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance... is futile.

Oh, and welcome to the group, Matt! I'm also a Matt. But I spell mine differently.

M@
(Why do you resist? We only wish to improve quality of life, for all species.)