Voldemort's Limerick

[HumanMan]

What is the rest of Bill's limerick? I'm dying to know and cannot piece it together...

Anyone with the last "6 words"?

[Elijah Baley]

My best guess is that it ends with "short."

(Other candidates include: support, retort, report, resort and venereal wart.)

Of course, it'd have to be six single-syllable words, considering there are six syllables in that final line and the powers that be say there are only six words left unheard.

"There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
He awoke feeling sore,
Pulled out twelve dollars more,
And said, 'Madam, if you'd help, I feel short.'"

[HumanMan]

Out of the list you gave, only the last one would seem to warrant the reaction by Mike & Serv... err Kevin. There's nothing "scary" (as Mike interjects) about "short".

Have thought it may end with something that rhymes with "more", as in a lady of the night.

This is maddening!!

That's it Corbett! Spill the beans! Then tell us your intent!

I want to know what limerick would scare both Man & Mike alike.

[MaxFagin]

You guys think Corbett would really go so far as to use an obscure town like "Hyannis Port" unless he didn't have the exceptional rhyme to go with it?  I submit the rest of the limerick probably goes something like this:

There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
He awoke feeling sore,
Pulled out twelve dollars more,
And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart'

[HumanMan]

@MaxFagin
That's the best one yet! (and totally justifies Mike & Kev's responses hahahah)