What food do I serve at my Twilight Riff party?

[Kete]

Okay, so I'm having a Twilight viewing party and I need some ideas on what food to serve.  Since so much thought went in to making this movie, I want as much thought to go into my meal plans.  Here's what I have so far:

Cheesy Queso Dip (yes, I know that "queso" is spanish for "cheese" and saying it twice is redundant. When I say "cheesy", I'm describing the movie, and when I say "queso", I say it since saying something in Spanish will automatically make it ethnic)

Sparkle Brownies (simply brownies with chocolate frosting, but covered in those little, annoying, round, silver sprinkles).

I need some ideas for the main course!

[TheUnabeefer]

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

[Conor]

"Compost" tea?

Ranier beer?

[skenderberg]

Tomato juice.

[PlayMSTie]

Or full-out Bloody Marys.

And you must have some of these!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,13771.msg420575.html#msg420575

[Kete]

I thought about making a really spicy chili and calling it "Teen Angst Chili".  I decided not to since I don't like overly spicy food, and chili promotes flatulence  which I'm sure that effeminate vampires would not approve of.

[Kete]

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.

[TheUnabeefer]

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.

That, and "bacon"

[PlayMSTie]

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.

Most questions worth asking, anyway.

[Panthea]

Serve jugs of pig's blood, and call it tofu blood.

[Lovye]

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.

[Kete]

Serve jugs of pig's blood, and call it tofu blood.

Nah...I already did that when we watched Crossroads.

[Relaxing Dragon]

Lots and lots of ham I imagine.

[Bob]

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.

I was also going on the death theme, kind of like "well, everyone will want to eat the barrell of a gun".......

How about

1.   Bloody Mary's to drink.
2.   Italian food (the vamps DID cook italian)
3.   Irish Coffee (the pacific northwest an all)

[Kete]

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.

I was also going on the death theme, kind of like "well, everyone will want to eat the barrell of a gun".......

How about

1.   Bloody Mary's to drink.
2.   Italian food (the vamps DID cook italian)
3.   Irish Coffee (the pacific northwest an all)

I was thinking about making Italiano.  That way, I could go with the whole garlic thing, and if my guests ate before coming over, I could throw the food on the floor, and they'd think I was joking.