Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!

[Prince of Space]

"Prince of Space is not happy since he gave up bootblacking and went to work for Toshiba."

That was an awesome line!

[Lady Kitsch]

An obscure reference that I enjoyed: (after NASA says the line "Houston"): "Huston Smith, the theologian?"

I'd be surprised if more than a handful of people laughed at that, but I liked it. 

[Doc Steve]

"Comic relief?  Check."

"Redshirt?  Check." 

[Relaxing Dragon]

"Code blue in pediatrics."

"I repeat, code blue in pediatrics."

"Is anyone out there?"

"We've got a code blue in- oh, never mind. Problem solved itself."

[ScottotD]

"Harry, Hermini, Ron... black kid"

[Thrifty]

"Vice President Chick Daney." and all the other Dick Cheney jokes were right.  Reminds me of some written riff of the movie from back when it came up in theaters.  The VP was continually referred to as "Vice President Notcheney".  Wish I knew where that was.

And the "hot liberal porn" comment at the end was good too.

[Hamdingers]

Just picked up my first Rifftrax Presents riff, my first riff sans Mike, this one's a great riff, most of my favorite lines have been posted above, however, I was a little dissapointed that Kevin and Bill didn't use Servo and Crow's Wassail song (approx. 1:30 in)
"If the person that you sing to cannot provide the Wassail
you are entitled to his debit card and PIN number
Love and Joy come to you
Unless you cannot provide a Wassail
then severe financial penalties will come to you"

the last three lines would fit quite well in the scene, I mentally add them whenever I watch this film/riff

[Doctor Who?]

BIll mentioning it's always sunny.

My favorite Sitcom.

[Madonkadonk]

I can't talk right now I'm Drowning!

[NYFalcon1981]

The wolves are gone!  Bill: But that rusty chicken wire held for years!

Bill's observation of : I have an absentee father, until we reconcile I'm pretty much immortal.

Also Bill questioning Jake's bare hand touching a metal pipe.

I greatly enjoyed this trax , not a top 5er but still very fun and under-appreciated

Well done gentlemen!

[mearnest]

Just re-watched this one and it was even better this time.
"...now guests in nations we used to call the Third World."
Bill: "Which we now call 'ours'."