Twilight coming 4/21 - Riff This contest!!!!!

[Conor]

Yes, our RiffTrax of Twilight will be coming out on 4/21!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight



http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

Sample:

Let's Riff some pictures from it!  Funniest ones get a free RiffTrax!  We'll pick winners later today.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.

[ImOscardotcom]

Aaaand the quantity and quality of Rifftrax Forum trolls instantly go up.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Do you think Cedric would sign this for me?

[Johnny Unusual]

I know that the Mortal Kombat games have been pretty weak as of late, but this is a new low.

[Johnny Unusual]

Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat.
(please)


Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you.

[skenderberg]

I've been testing my new organic, hand-crafted nose picker.  Wanna try?

[kodiakthejuggler]

Tell me more, tell me more! Was it love at first sight?                                                Tell me more, tell me more! Did she put up a fight?

[skenderberg]

Yes, our RiffTrax of Twilight will be coming out on 4/21!

Is that Vampire Bill from the I Am Legend posters?

[Jason Martian]

Is that Vampire Bill from the I Am Legend posters?

   ... no


observe...

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Alright!  Who said I look like Tom Baker!?

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Is that Vampire Bill from the I Am Legend posters?

no

great poster btw!

[kodiakthejuggler]

I have Chelindrea's wand, Bavmorda!!

[Jason Martian]

Is that Vampire Bill from the I Am Legend posters?

no

great poster btw!

Danka!  I tried a version of him holding an apple core... but it didn't quite work.



Ok, back to work for me.

[PlayMSTie]

Uncle Sam wants YOU (for his inexplicably uniformed amateur baseball team of underaged sparkling vampires).

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(By the way, who's that as Bella in the poster?)