Say something mean about the next poster.

[Doctor Who?]

Hey for the 5 bucks I got I think I did a good job.

The next poster is trying to ban ketchup.

[Courtney]

Actually I'm trying to banK ketchup.  Apparently it's not <exaggerated airquotes> acceptable currency.

The next poster needs to quit being so lazy and get in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich already.

[Doctor Who?]

Ok but the shipping will take 6 to 8 weeks.

The next poster is trying to bring back VHS.

[AmazingThor]

Beta has ruled for too long!

The next poster is unprepared to distinguish betwixt Shinola and that other stuff

[THE QUEEN!!!]

hey, you promised you woiuldn't tell.

the next poster is as androgenous as Mr B Natural

[ebeth]

Yes but my balls are as smooth as a baby's butt.

The next poster has something odd on their lip

[AmazingThor]

It's called a mustache, and no you can't have a ride. Why does everyone ask me that?

Anyway, the next poster can fit 30 hot dogs in each nostril.

[Courtney]

Yes, for I am Judd Nelson.

The next poster doesn't even like Rifftrax or even MST3k, they just post here. 

no lie, I have that theory about a couple of people around her...

[dignan]

That's not true, I love Driftrap and Mystique!  I listen to their stuff all the time, it's the coolest!


The next...hehehe, Judd Nelson.  Ahem, sorry.  The next poster is a fan of the Cousin Roger years of Happy Days. 

[Doctor Who?]

the show only got better after Fonzie jumped the Shark.

The next poster is out to destroy the nintendo Wii.

[AmazingThor]

I broke mine by not wearing the wrist strap and hurling the controller through the box. That's one down. How many of these things are there?

the next poster thinks Alex Trebek's mother is a dear sweet lady

[Doctor Who?]

Yeah those people buried in her backyard wanted to be killed.

The next poster is stopping a Doctor Who movie from being made.

[AmazingThor]

I refuse to release the rights for a movie until they re-animate Douglas Adams to write the screenplay.

The next poster likes to discuss the ouvre of Pauly Shore.

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Oh, yes, Pauly Shore.

The next poster is responsible for "Hobgoblins"

[ebeth]

And I stand by my decision to cast lightly retarded character actors against poorly constructed hand puppets

The next poster DVR's The Insider