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Why is the new Twilight DVD considered a Kitchen Item?

Started by Pixie Shadow, March 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM

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Tripe

#30
March 22, 2009, 06:15:49 AM
Yeah I was going to say, the Potter books really blazed the derivation trail for those other two.

Nick

#31
March 22, 2009, 06:03:06 PM
Just saw it. Here's what I thought.




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bratpop

#32
March 23, 2009, 02:09:45 AM
If something is "derivative" of more than one source, then it's not really derivative. "Derived from" is a better term. Harry Potter is the Star Wars of books, and Twilight isn't the Harry Potter of anything (except maybe mindless trash).

Cosmic Muse

#33
March 23, 2009, 02:41:07 AM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:45:13 PM

The DVD commercial piqued my interest, and I had to see where the closest release party is for a smile. Oh and I took the Twilight character quiz-thingy...



Is that good?

Sidenote: I might rent this on Saturday.



Have a link to that quiz? I now who I'd get (Jacob Black - I love werewolves more than vampires too.) but I'm just curious to see who I'd get on that quiz.
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Tripe

#34
March 23, 2009, 06:23:14 AM Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 07:07:42 AM by TripeHoundRedux
Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2009, 02:09:45 AM
If something is "derivative" of more than one source, then it's not really derivative. "Derived from" is a better term. Harry Potter is the Star Wars of books, and Twilight isn't the Harry Potter of anything (except maybe mindless trash).

No, that's not what derivative means in this context.

TeamRAD

#35
March 23, 2009, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: Harley Quin on March 23, 2009, 02:41:07 AM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:45:13 PM

The DVD commercial piqued my interest, and I had to see where the closest release party is for a smile. Oh and I took the Twilight character quiz-thingy...



Is that good?

Sidenote: I might rent this on Saturday.



Have a link to that quiz? I now who I'd get (Jacob Black - I love werewolves more than vampires too.) but I'm just curious to see who I'd get on that quiz.

Harley, as of last Thursday, the quiz was located on its homepage...

http://www.twilightthemovie.com/

...but unfortunately there's some contest in its place now.

I must add, Twilight, it was silly fun and well worth the purchase.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

Doctor Who?

#36
March 23, 2009, 10:53:18 AM
QuoteWhy is the new Twilight DVD considered a Kitchen Item?

Because it is too stupid and girly to go in the movie section.

Tyrant

#37
March 23, 2009, 11:00:50 AM
Because the only thing it's good for is a cutting board. Though I think a really good knife would slice right through both disc and case, so even in that it sucks.

Hahahaha! I said it sucks! I made a vampire joke!!

Doctor Who?

#38
March 23, 2009, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Tyrant on March 23, 2009, 11:00:50 AM
Because the only thing it's good for is a cutting board. Though I think a really good knife would slice right through both disc and case, so even in that it sucks.

Hahahaha! I said it sucks! I made a vampire joke!!

*slaps Tyrant for stupid pun*
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