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Why is the new Twilight DVD considered a Kitchen Item?

Started by Pixie Shadow, March 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM

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Pixie Shadow

Ok so yes I pre-ordered the new Twilight DVD. Anyone who makes fun of me will get the wrath of Shadow! :angry:
Anyway...  I received an email stating that my DVD would arrive sometime between March 25th-27th Of course this irked me. Then I noticed that next to the item name it said [Kitchen] See Copy Paste below
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  "Twilight Blu-ray Disc + More - Only at Target" [Kitchen]
    Estimated arrival date: 03/25/2009 - 03/27/2009

Does anyone have any idea why this is a kitchen item? Also, where in the kitchen am I supposed to store it and what are its uses??

???
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RoninFox

Hmm.  A very awkward dull knife perhaps?  Maybe it's an attachment blade for a meat slicer?  Donut platter with a built in hole?
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TeamRAD

Quote from: Pixie Shadow on March 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Ok so yes I pre-ordered the new Twilight DVD. Anyone who makes fun of me will get the wrath of Shadow! :angry:

Pixie, did you by chance download the Twilight Party Checklist from the official site yet?

I best start practicing my OME scream!  :D

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

AmandaGal

It's because most of the women who are going orgasmic over it are house wives.  Where can you find a housewife?  Yup.
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Quote from: AmandaGal on March 19, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
It's because most of the women who are going orgasmic over it are house wives.  Where can you find a housewife?  Yup.

Dude, sexist! Oh wait, funny.

TeamRAD


The DVD commercial piqued my interest, and I had to see where the closest release party is for a smile. Oh and I took the Twilight character quiz-thingy...



Is that good?

Sidenote: I might rent this on Saturday.

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Pixie Shadow

Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pixie Shadow on March 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Ok so yes I pre-ordered the new Twilight DVD. Anyone who makes fun of me will get the wrath of Shadow! :angry:

Pixie, did you by chance download the Twilight Party Checklist from the official site yet?

I best start practicing my OME scream!  :D



lol there is twilight party checklist? I must find this!
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Pixie Shadow

Quote from: AmandaGal on March 19, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
It's because most of the women who are going orgasmic over it are house wives.  Where can you find a housewife?  Yup.


Good pont.l Although I think most of the fan base is ditzy blonde teenagers. They would not be found in the kitchen. I think most of them are trying to be cheerleaders and are puking somewhere when they are not drooling over the sparkly Edward.
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ebeth

I can verify from personal experience that adult females are wetting themselves over this movie.  My fellow thirty-somethings are throwing HUGE parties this weekend complete with bloody Mary's.  I plan on spending my Saturday doing what I always do.  Watching Real Sex on demand.  I'm a purist.
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Pixie Shadow

Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:45:13 PM

The DVD commercial piqued my interest, and I had to see where the closest release party is for a smile. Oh and I took the Twilight character quiz-thingy...



Is that good?

Sidenote: I might rent this on Saturday.





Eh...kind of. If you don't notice the parts of her personality where she is whiney and self absorbed  
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Pixie Shadow

Quote from: ebeth on March 19, 2009, 06:58:33 PM
I can verify from personal experience that adult females are wetting themselves over this movie.  My fellow thirty-somethings are throwing HUGE parties this weekend complete with bloody Mary's.  I plan on spending my Saturday doing what I always do.  Watching Real Sex on demand.  I'm a purist.

lol. THere was a mix of age groups when I went to see the move.
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ebeth

I tried to get into the books but felt I was sinking into a pile of crap.  No offense but if I want vampire love I will read the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris.  They're more fun.

Besides, I will always love zombies more
I am not above projectile vomiting to get my way

TeamRAD

Quote from: Pixie Shadow on March 19, 2009, 06:48:38 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pixie Shadow on March 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Ok so yes I pre-ordered the new Twilight DVD. Anyone who makes fun of me will get the wrath of Shadow! :angry:

Pixie, did you by chance download the Twilight Party Checklist from the official site yet?

I best start practicing my OME scream!  :D

lol there is twilight party checklist? I must find this!

Oh yes!



Must send e-cards, stat!

Quote from: Pixie Shadow on March 19, 2009, 07:00:04 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 19, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
The DVD commercial piqued my interest, and I had to see where the closest release party is for a smile. Oh and I took the Twilight character quiz-thingy...



Is that good?

Sidenote: I might rent this on Saturday.
Eh...kind of. If you don't notice the parts of her personality where she is whiney and self absorbed  

Ack! That sucks!  :D

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

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ebeth

Quote from: Relaxing Dragon on March 19, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I think the Twilight Awards take the cake over the rest: http://www.bordersmedia.com/twilight/images/TwilightMovieAwardsBallot.pdf

Best Baseball Player anyone?

Okay first of all how is filling out a form "watching the fun unfold"?

And this is my favorite choice: Edward extricates himself from the kiss by springing
backward to the wall

I've done this so many times...
I am not above projectile vomiting to get my way