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Started by Sharktopus, March 11, 2007, 11:52:28 PM

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Tripe

What? You words, they don't make any sense.

Doctor Who?

He doesn't like nudity and sex.

I don't really care for them either but the story is so good in this case and they are handled well enough that I didn't really give it a second thought and didn't think to warn him.

Tripe


Courtney

I'm perplexed by people weirded out by nudity.  We're all nude underneath our clothes.  And none of us would be here without sex.  And deep down, aren't we all bald, blue and atomic? 



Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Courtney on March 16, 2009, 08:22:04 AM
I'm perplexed by people weirded out by nudity.  We're all nude underneath our clothes.  And none of us would be here without sex.  And deep down, aren't we all bald, blue and atomic? 

I'm not a psychic so I can't gauge exactly what turns people off about the nudity in Watchmen, but maybe it's because of the way it was handled. And most people are just weirded out by big, blue wangs I suppose.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Cosmic Muse

Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

RobtheBarbarian

You have to go see it. Anyone who doesn't is just a big ol' dong.

Axnollouse

I heard this movie has a bit of dongs in it


06:44:40 ‹zoom› "Tonight, a historic event!  Axnollouse, the youngest in the skullf*ckery finals, may win the gold."

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: Harley Quin on March 16, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?

Who watches those that don't watch the Watchmen?
On timeout

TeamRAD

Quote from: Harley Quin on March 16, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?

I haven't seen it either, Harley, and I love the book.

I've decided to wait for the DVD. I'm going to need an intermission for this, and the fact I just don't enjoy going to the theater. Besides anything related to Spiderman, Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright, Stallone, or Crank...my home theater,it is.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein

Courtney

Quote from: Harley Quin on March 16, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?

Yes.  With a blue dong.



Courtney

Quote from: Imrahil on March 16, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 16, 2009, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: Harley Quin on March 16, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?

I haven't seen it either, Harley, and I love the book.

I've decided to wait for the DVD. I'm going to need an intermission for this, and the fact I just don't enjoy going to the theater. Besides anything related to Spiderman, Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright, Stallone, or Crank...my home theater,it is.



Yeah, I had to go drain the glowing blue weasel during the movie.

I don't know what the lady version of that would be, so I won't even try, but I had a giant Diet Coke and stayed put the entire time.  I was proud of me.



a pretty girl is like

Quote from: Courtney on March 16, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on March 16, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD on March 16, 2009, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: Harley Quin on March 16, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Would you guys flog me if I told you that I haven't watched the Watchmen?

I haven't seen it either, Harley, and I love the book.

I've decided to wait for the DVD. I'm going to need an intermission for this, and the fact I just don't enjoy going to the theater. Besides anything related to Spiderman, Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright, Stallone, or Crank...my home theater,it is.



Yeah, I had to go drain the glowing blue weasel during the movie.

I don't know what the lady version of that would be, so I won't even try, but I had a giant Diet Coke and stayed put the entire time.  I was proud of me.

Well, if this were a true Watchmen movie, the lady version would be the squid alien.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Edward J Grug III

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 16, 2009, 07:20:40 AM
I don't really care if it makes since there can't be a sequel so all I care about is that the movie got made.

Haha, what makes you think there *can't* be a sequel?
FINE

Junkyard

If they DID make one, I'd have to adjust my standards for Hollywood. I'm not sure how to achive that without the use of strong drugs.