Why do you keep locking threads?

[J-Proof]

Firstly, good denizens of Rifftopia, may I say that I liken my dialogue to no ren-fair, nor Tolkien-fest vernacular - this is my own, unique form of talking, which stirs a bit of everything into the pot.

Anyway - you only get that kind of talk when I make an official foot-down sort of post. So rest easy folks.

And I find it an oddly ironic, and as Pak said, artistic idea that we should lock this thread..... so perhaps....