Are you a web developer with a butt problem??

[MrTorso]

Here is a job for you:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cpg/1064202655.html

Web Developer with anal fissure or hemorrhoids (no joke)
Reply to: gigs-bfbub-1064202655@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-07, 9:14AM EST


Seeking a web developer capable of building a site from the ground up. Including images, a community chat-room, quality layout and interactive elements. (Experience with copyright issues and content redistribution a plus).

Please also generally describe your experiences with anal fissures, hemorrhoids and/or other butt problems. This is relevant because the site is related to these conditions.

[Bob]

I think I have the right man for the job.

ASTROS NOTES
Matsui absence likely to last four to five days
By JOSEPH DUARTE Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
March 11, 2008, 12:15AM

Complete Astros coverage
Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure.

Matsui, who returned to central Florida on Monday night, will go through individual workouts at the team facility but will not play until at least Friday. Doctors have prescribed a different medication to help alleviate the problem.

[mrbasehart]

After reading Kevin Smith talking (hilariously) about his anal fissure, I feel sorry for the people who get this problem.  Ouchie.

[bratpop]

Seems like it goes hand in hand, really.