[Green Hornet] Casting News

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

yeah I don't see this movie getting made,ever.

From your mouth to God's ear.

[ebeth]

I don't know whether to laugh hysterically like a mental patient or simply lay down on the floor and wait to die.  I could live with Chow as Kato but Seth Rogan?  Will there be pot?

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

I can't believe how much weight he's lost for this movie. 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Sorry.  I don't care how much he weighs.  He's not right for the role.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Sorry.  I don't care how much he weighs.  He's not right for the role.

As long as you're sorry.

[mrbasehart]

See, now I've never seen the Green Hornet, but I always imagined him as a lantern-jawed-Randolph Scott type.

[Doctor Who?]

 Wasn't this movie first announced for summer of 1997?

[bratpop]

Maybe he was cast for his ability to hide behind a rock.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

See, now I've never seen the Green Hornet, but I always imagined him as a lantern-jawed-Randolph Scott type.

That's it exactly.  In real life, millionaire newspaper publisher/playboy Brett Reed.

Maybe this guy looks passable in the Hornet getup...but the real life stuff?

[Johnny Unusual]

I don't know about Green Hornet, but I think there's lots of great B-List super-heroes he could be:

The Atom (both current and Golden Age)
Hank Pym
The Golden Age Sandman
Dr. Will Magnus

Generally bookish, super-scientists and old-fashioned mystery men.

[bratpop]

How about Captain Fatstupid Jerkface. Is that a superhero? I don't care. That's the only role he should be allowed to play.

[Johnny Unusual]

Is that a superhero? I don't care.

Uh, you brought it up.

"the talking mirror quickly impressed. then bored him"

[a pretty girl is like]

How about Captain Fatstupid Jerkface. Is that a superhero? I don't care. That's the only role he should be allowed to play.

He was born to play to this guy.

[bratpop]

What guy? That guy?