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Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on February 28, 2009, 12:59:44 PM
Yeah Ann was pretty interested in seeing it until she read about the splatter level.

So I'm seeing it on my lonesome.

Same here.  It's probably too gorey and nerdy for my wife.  And there's too much wang to take my older step-daughter even though she really wants to.
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Tripe

Depends on if it's blue and glowy I suppose.

mrbasehart


a pretty girl is like

Quote from: Imrahil on February 28, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
Is there an acceptable amount of wang?

Until they're 18, zero wang is the proper amount.
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GregMcduck

Zero wang?

All your base are belong to penis?

mrbasehart


Relaxing Dragon

There is a fair amount of wang, but it never focuses on it. You'll only really notice it if you keep your eyes fixated on the bottom half of the screen.

Yeah, the gore is pretty realistic. From bones popping out to blood-covered smoking skeletons and arm dismemberment, it's a fairly bloody movie. Still, it doesn't really happen at random, so one could still see the movie and just cover up when the blood is about to start flying.

Relaxing Dragon

Too bad, but understandable I suppose.

ScottotD

I, on the other hand am glad they took a realistic take on the violence.  Looking forward to this even more now!
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

bratpop

A bit of a stretch to call it "realistic" violence when there's blue penis guys and flying owl ships on the screen. I mean, this movie was made for people who liked 300 and Sin City. It's not Saving Private Ryan.

The more over the top the violence is, the less realistic it is.

ScottotD

How would a flying owl ship or coloured penis make the violence less realistic?


I'm glad you think it'll be better than (imo) dross like Private Ryan, I agree.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

bratpop

The same reason that The Dark Knight can never be "realistic."

ScottotD

Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

gojikranz

Quote from: bratpop on February 28, 2009, 08:57:20 PM


The more over the top the violence is, the less realistic it is.

something tells me you havent seen real violence.  if you ever want to see how horrible real violence is compared to "over the top" movie violence look up bud dwyers suicide :speechless: (seriously dont look at this if you dont want to be scarred)
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Quote from: gojikranz on March 01, 2009, 10:07:57 PM
Quote from: bratpop on February 28, 2009, 08:57:20 PM


The more over the top the violence is, the less realistic it is.

something tells me you havent seen real violence.  if you ever want to see how horrible real violence is compared to "over the top" movie violence look up bud dwyers suicide :speechless: (seriously dont look at this if you dont want to be scarred)

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Um....why would you even watch that?