Windows 386 Promo Video

[shortstack]

I'm not sure if you guys have seen this, but it's ripe for the riffing.

Google video description:
Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4915875929930836239&hl=en-CA</embed>

[gammer]

Oh snap!

I really wasn't expecting "that" at the 7 min mark!

I LMAO at from that point on. Most definitely riffable...but pretty damn funny by itself.

[acoletterose]

  That's awesome.

So... If I get a windows 386..... Will I...uhm...*shifts uncomfortably*.... WILL I GET COOL 80'S FASHION AND SPEAK IN RHYME TOO??

[Variety of Cells]

You can't make graphs that fast even with windows vista, so I'm assuming you couldn't with 386.  I just can't trust this add any more, so I don't think I'll be buying myself a copy of windows 386 any time soon.

[Road_Element]

Im taking it that these where the years that Bill Gates was high on pot.

[AvestheFox]

Hey look! I got a copy of Windows 386!!!

cant get those fat floppies to fit my cd rom though...

damn!

[Shinigami]

So selling Windows/386 will get you laid??!?!?

[AvestheFox]

that's what Microsoft wants you to believe...

also Windows 386 is better than XP!!!!11111ONEONEONEELEVENTYONE111!!!!

[Bob]

Man, that is embarassing.   I wonder what that poor woman is doing today?    Probably under a doctor's control.