What did we learn?

gammer · October 31, 2006, 12:19:24 PM

Releasing your parachute 100 feet above the ground will still give you enough time to land safely and not die.

kodiakthejuggler · October 31, 2006, 12:43:40 PM

The FBI actually pays its young agents to surf!

Joe Don Faker · October 31, 2006, 01:17:29 PM

Gary Busey can eat two sizable meatball sandwiches in one sitting. Two.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man · January 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM

We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.

sarcasm_made_Easy · January 07, 2007, 07:46:55 PM

we learned that you can somehow get from malibu to tarzana in about 5 minutes despite all the traffic and winding backwoods roads that usually seem to be "in the way"

macleod · January 16, 2007, 08:34:34 PM

Quote from: Puma Man on January 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.

Wow, maybe I can get a football scholarship to med school, I mean, linebackers have to make good MDs right?

Way to go Johnny Utah

macleod · January 16, 2007, 08:38:11 PM

Oh yeah, and Keanu Reeves actually trying to act might cause seizures...

Let's think of his illustrious career shall we

1) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Woah, I'm Ted Theodore Logan"
2) Point Break "Woah, I'm Johnny Utah, the FBI is going to pay me to surf"
3) Sweet November "Woah, I'm a marketing executive"
4) Hardball "Woah, I really hate kids"
5) The Matrix "Woah, I'm Neo"

It really warms my heart, that it does

sarcasm_made_Easy · January 18, 2007, 10:33:49 AM

remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours.

BathTub · January 18, 2007, 10:42:29 AM

Don't forget "Woah, I'm a Lawyer"

Minnesota · January 18, 2007, 10:51:56 AM

Or "Woah, I'm Stealing Minnesota" hmm, should put this in the worst titles ever thread.

macleod · January 18, 2007, 02:37:17 PM

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 18, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours.

Haha, and the ultimate effect is that we had to be confused for about 3 movies...

sarcasm_made_Easy · January 18, 2007, 03:23:58 PM

the thing is the 2nd and third he had to play someone compitant so he wasnt qualified and thats why they sucked.

LadyKenobi · January 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM

Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard. It's all grapey and stuff."

Pak-Man · January 18, 2007, 08:37:57 PM

Woah! I'm in Shakespeare!

macleod · January 19, 2007, 10:09:23 AM

Quote from: LadyKenobi on January 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM
Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard. It's all grapey and stuff."

Alas, my poor friend, I have not forgotten ye random Keanu "woah" moments, I was just highlighting the most woahtacular specimens...

If we were to get even more modern, it could be "woah, I'm animated, but not"

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