Best Lines?

[ninjacat11]

Right now, mine is probably "I have trouble--sentences every ti-cut off."

[batch]

he's wearing a sweater... ah but he's not listening, i don't like him...

[CHF01]

The stretch marks older than you comments had us in stitches. 

[scharb]

'Well, that's besides the point, son'
"wh- then why'd you bring it up?!?!"

The "must be thinking of Dick Sargent" joke is very clever.  I like jokes that require a little brain work.