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Crazy People

Started by gammer, January 10, 2007, 11:54:47 AM

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gammer

Remember Crazy People from 1990, with Dudley Moore and Daryl Hannah?



It wasn't a great movie, but if you remember it, it was about crazy people getting jobs at an advertising firm and they make up some funny slogans:

- Call now for your free plant. A FREE PLANT for FAT SLOBS!
- Jaguar: sleek and smart. For men who would like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know!
- Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die.
- Friznik Fer, Dir Sony Gurm. I'm still trying to work out the kinks.
- You can't have sex with a Saab. It's unnatural, and you might get hurt.
- Porche, it's a little too small to get laid in... but you get laid the minute you get out.
- Come to New York, there were fewer murders than last year.
- Come to New York, it's not as dirty as you think
- "The Freak", this movie won't just scare you, it'll fuck you up for life.
- United, most of our passengers get there alive.
- Come in the Bahamas
- SONY, because caucasions are just too damn tall.
- Volvos. they're boxy, but they're good.

and, not a ad slogan, but a funny quote:
- I want to know how the fuck the word fuck gets in the New York fucking Times!

;D

PJD

That is a great movie.
I must watch that again soon. I like the guy who says 'hello' all the time.

BEERxTaco

Wasn't there one for a life insurance company that said something like, "Sure you love him, but if he dies we'll give you a new car and some money and that wouldn't be so bad, would it?"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

gammer

Quote from: BEERxTaco on January 10, 2007, 12:52:41 PM
Wasn't there one for a life insurance company that said something like, "Sure you love him, but if he dies we'll give you a new car and some money and that wouldn't be so bad, would it?"

I don't remember, but that IS funny.

mrbasehart

They were funny, but I also quite liked the ones when they were trying to sabotage the Sony deal.  "Sony? Bony."  ;D