I'm gonna buy me a T-shirt !

[Sharktopus]

I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...

[gammer]

I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...

I do the same thing. I don't know how people can stand to wear clothes with tags in them 

[Sharktopus]

I cut the tag out of every t-shirt I wear, the itchy little bastards. Lately they haven't been putting a tag on the collar, which is great, BUT then they sew one into the seam on the side, WHICH IS TEN TIMES ITCHIER. Stupid t-shirt makers...

I do the same thing. I don't know how people can stand to wear clothes with tags in them 

And then there are those doofuses who walk around, blissfully unaware of the tag sticking out of their collar. I have a deep urge to smack them, I dunno why.

[Variety of Cells]

Whenever I see a kid with braces on the street I have the urge to grab a cabbage and start making coleslaw, but there's some things you just aren't supposed to do.

Apparently the nerve endings in my neck are all worn away, because not once have I found a tag itchy.  I should probably get that checked out.

[AmandaGal]

I run around with my tag sticking out all the time [sigh].  They really don't make tagless shirts for girls and yes, I could cut them out but I never think about it until someone annoying points out "your tag is sticking out."  YES, I know the annoying thing is sticking out but half the time unless you cut them out or iron them (and apparently both take too much effort for me) in most of my blouses, they just don't set right.  Worse yet is when some strange person thinks it's ok to "fix" my tag.  Excuse me, if I wanted you to reach down my shirt, I'd probably at least exchange introductions, pleasantries and maybe even a dinner with you, gees.  I wish tags never existed.

Now, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!

[Minnesota]

The tag doesnt usually stick out until the shirts been worn a couple of times and by then the tag is easily torn off.

Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it

[BEERxTaco]

I got my T-shirt yesterday! It is superb! Nice heavy duty yet soft fabric, and extra-comfy! Woohoo !

[Steve-O]

Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!

[BBQ Platypus]

Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!

Wow...the most economical band name ever!  That name would save you about $50!

[BEERxTaco]

Having the tag printed on the inside is great.  That way, when I start my new punk band, "Size L 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry", I can just wear it inside-out and I don't have to print my own.

Such value!

My band's name is almost the same except it's XXL... we're gonna be big!

[AmandaGal]

Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it

Do I?  Thanks a bunch Minnesota!!



Hey, wait a minute!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Now, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!

Actually you could just keep swatting them.  I see two things possible happening:

1.  You would end up with a huge pile dead elf corpses, therefore never go hungry again.

2.  if each elf has to get smaller than the other at some point there would be one so small that it would be impossible to see and or hear it, thus making it for all intents and purposes not exist.

[Minnesota]

Hey Amanda you seem to have a fuzz on the front of your sweater, I'll just brush that off for ya *swipes the front of Amanda's sweater*, there we go, got it

Do I?  Thanks a bunch Minnesota!!



Hey, wait a minute!

all in fun still luv ya girl

[BBQ Platypus]

Now, if the Taggy the Tag Sprite comes to visit me, I'm going to get a fly swatter and squash him...wait, does that mean I'll be visited by The "Taggy The Tag Sprite" Sprite?  Darn it, you just can't win!

Actually you could just keep swatting them.  I see two things possible happening:

1.  You would end up with a huge pile dead elf corpses, therefore never go hungry again.

2.  if each elf has to get smaller than the other at some point there would be one so small that it would be impossible to see and or hear it, thus making it for all intents and purposes not exist.

Don't forget to wear a tablecloth on your head.  Tablecloths have magical elf-warding powers.