Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

[RVR II]

Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!!

*does serving you with a restraining order count as "being busy with you"?*

[TeamRAD]

*walks into apartment & opens door to bedroom*




Holy balls, Kristen! How did you get into my apartment?!?

Anyway, what's up? Mario Kart, really?? And the loser has to make dinner??? I'm game but still not going to prom with you. 

[Dim of the Yard]

Well, so much more my prom date.  He didn't move away from his zombified co-workers fast enough and ended up getting splattered.  Restarting just kind of led to Windows crashing, so... yeah, he can't make it.

So I'm moving on.

David Shuster, will you be my prom date?



It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.

[a pretty girl is like]

Well, so much more my prom date.  He didn't move away from his zombified co-workers fast enough and ended up getting splattered.  Restarting just kind of led to Windows crashing, so... yeah, he can't make it.

So I'm moving on.

David Shuster, will you be my prom date?



It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.

Make him say really silly things in his fake news guy voice.

[Dim of the Yard]

David Shuster, will you be my prom date?

It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.

Make him say really silly things in his fake news guy voice.

Sounds good to me!  (swoons)

[RoninFox]

Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?



You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

[Trumpysgirl]

Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?



You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.



Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

[RoninFox]

Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?



You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.



Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.

[mrbasehart]

I'd watch out Trumpy...Tim looks pretty horny.

[Trumpysgirl]

I outta pun-punch you.

[Courtney]

I'm going ficticious for this next date.

Randall Graves, we're not so different, you and me.  Whaddaya say we go to prom, trip the light fandango, and insult others.  Then we can watch hermaphroditic donkey porn, whatevs.

[anais.jude]

I'm going ficticious for this next date.

Randall Graves, we're not so different, you and me.  Whaddaya say we go to prom, trip the light fandango, and insult others.  Then we can watch hermaphroditic donkey porn, whatevs.

Courtney, have you and I ever been in the same room together?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?



You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.



Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.

As long as Tom Cruise doesn't show up.

[dignan]

Why hello there, Betty.  I should let you know, I just got my license to hunt cougar.  Rowr.  Whattya say?  We don't even have to go to Prom, we can just stay home and watch the first ten minutes of Wheel of Fortune until you fall asleep. 

[Tripe]

Just saying, don't invite her as a chaperon, I sense she'd take an extremely laissez-faire approach.

Wait a minute, do invite her to be the chaperon.