Youtube: The Thread

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

It's funny because it's true.

Reminds me that my Senior year the Drama Department staged "The Music Man" and one of my friends got the part of Harold Hill.  And I had to ask him, "Don't you have to cast someone in that part who doesn't look like a con man?"

[jewishcarpenter]

KTMA 00 The Green Slime Proof of Concept sans movie riffing 
Compliments of Joel and Tarantulas.
http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=44663453,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,secondarycolor="%20height="360"%20width="425"

[darkchashy]

Depressing, ominous and hot damn toe-tapping!!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

The "Open Mic in the Bathroom Dissing Her Brother-In-Law Lady' does it again

NWF

Spoiler

[jewishcarpenter]

Holy Jesus, that was entertaining.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

This is from 1981, just so you know....but is it any less true?

And just for the hell of it.

[KingOfShippers]

Found this little nugget while just screwing around

[stansimpson]

This may be my favorite series of moments since this whole stupid election started (with The Daily Show coming in at a close 2nd).  McCain roasts Obama and then Obama roasts McCain!  Absolutely worth watching.

McCain roasts Obama:

McCain's closing remarks:

Obama on McCain:

Obama's closing remarks:

[RVR II]

Yeah, McCain's skit was Hilarious!!

[jewishcarpenter]

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=736&fullscreen=1

[jewishcarpenter]

And on a serious note:
Sam Harris Freethinker the way forward.

Not all religions are the same.
Promote good ideals not labels.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

On Self-Image:

[stansimpson]

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=736&fullscreen=1

That kid is amazing.

[jewishcarpenter]

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.

http://embed.break.com/NTI3NTc5

[BBQ Platypus]

http://embed.break.com/NTI3NTc5

Wow.  Just...wow.  I didn't laugh so much as I cringed.

I like how he said there was absolutely nothing wrong with him.  Yeah...great self-assessment there, asshole.