Quotation Association

[LBeria]

"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success."

-- Sigmund Freud

[therul]

The explosion removed the windows, the door and most of the chimney.
It was the sort of thing you expected in the Street of Alchemists. The neighbours preferred explosions, which were at least identifiable and soon over. They were better than the smells, which crept up on you.

Terry Prattchett  Moving Pictures

[Johnny Unusual]

And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY!

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, The Tick

[TeamRAD]

Quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! Snickers, get some nuts!

Mr. T, for Snickers

[Johnny Unusual]

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit Kat' imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! Kit Kat has come up with a clever chocolate saving-technique. I'm gonna go down to the Kit Kat factory, and say 'Hey, you owe me some letters.'

- Mitch Hedberg

[a pretty girl is like]

Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday

[Johnny Unusual]

Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.

William Faulkner

[Pak-Man]

Pain don't hurt!

-- Some guy in some movie.

(Tangentally, Faulkner DOES hurt. At least when you take a whole semester of him. He's a brilliant writer, but he just bogs down your SOUL after you've read 10 or so of his books in a 4 month period. Anyway, back to the game. :^))

[kodiakthejuggler]

Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?

~ Annoying shopper
Clerks

[Johnny Unusual]

# I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.
-Homer Simpson

[TeamRAD]

Let's ride the city bus
Let's ride it clean on the yellow line
Ride the circuit rapid transit
Ride it on the road to Utopia

Wesley Willis, Get On the Bus

[Johnny Unusual]

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out

-Weird Al Yankovic, "Another One Rides the Bus"

[kodiakthejuggler]

"You see, Bob... you gotta look on the bright side. You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK!!! as hard as you can."

~George Newman
U.H.F.

[Johnny Unusual]

And so, Arthur, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me.

The Tick

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"it was nobile of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo.  He gave his life for ours."

- Batman (about the dolphin who saves him and Robin in Batman - 1966)