What did we learn?

[Pak-Man]

I learned that any species that has one male that fertilizes hundreds of eggs actually only has one male PERIOD! :^)

[kodiakthejuggler]

I learned that post-apocalyptic worlds are pretty depressing.

[SmilinJackRoss]

I learned that when the apocalypse comes and all the major cities are burned, TIME Magazine will still have the time and resources to publish and distribute it's "IS THIS THE END?" issue.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that skydiving away from a dragon truly only gives you about 83% Pure Adrenaline.

[Tyrant]

 
I learned that ash must somehow be nutri.....wait a minute.

  How were they starving to death??? They eat ash! They could have burned anything down and it would have worked. Why are they eating each other at the end of the movie if they eat ash???!!

  This movie makes no sense!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that tanks and helicopters make their own fuel.

And, the biggest, most powerful beast on the planet can be taken down by two dopes and a clod with a Texas accent.

[gammer]

I learned that Christian Bale invented Star Wars...not George Lucas.

[BBQ Platypus]

I learned that Christian Bale invented Star Wars...not George Lucas.

He probably would've done a better job with the prequels. :-",

[Janitor]

I learned that decades after the fall of civilization, it will still be very easy to find gasoline.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that none of the thousands of pregnant dragons will ever give birth to another male.

[Sharktopus]

I learned that no matter how may times I watch Matthew McConaughey leap off right into that dragon's mouth, it'll still be funny.

I also learned that Mike says "draygon" in that goofy Midwestern way.

[DoctorZ]

That Northumberland is not a vacationers paradise.

[AmandaGal]

I also learned that Mike says "draygon" in that goofy Midwestern way.

I've learned a lot about goofy, Midwestern speech from Mike.  I swear, in one episode of mst3k he said "Ka-ROW-Key" for karaoke.  That's the only one I remember laughing at but I can name other instances where I noticed...sorry Mike    I still love ya'. 

My friend from up North says sauna funny (or as she says, *I* say it funny).  I'd like to hear Mike do a sauna riff. 

I'm sure he could learn a lot about goofy Southern drawl if he ever bothered to listen to me, which, thank god, he won't, even though I'm sure he'd have a good laugh at my expense too!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

My friend from up North says sauna funny (or as she says, *I* say it funny).  I'd like to hear Mike do a sauna riff. 

How hard is it to mispronounce sauna? Isn't it just SAW-NUH?

If anyone could do it though, Bush can.          










Nukyular.

[gammer]

I don't like it when people pronounce words like 'measure' or 'leisure' like: maysure or laysure