Quotation Association

[Tripe]

Alabama's gotten me so upset
Tennessee made me lose my rest
And everybody knows about Mississippi Goddam

- Nina Simone Mississippi Goddam!

[therul]

Roll on Mississippi - Oak Ridge Boys

[TeamRAD]

I'd like to make a confession. It's a confession in the way of a question. Is anyone here, like me, in that they are compelled, obsessed, and drawn beyond their will to watch the show, Cops, every fuckin' night?

Bill Hicks

[Johnny Unusual]

I thought that my home was my castle
with no one scrutinizing me,
No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle.
Y'All are brutalizin' me.
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie a scream?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'All are brutalizin' me.
Y'All are brutalizin' MEEEEEEEE!

Ronnie Dobbs
Fuzz the Musical
Mr. Show with Bob and David

[TeamRAD]

Brutal.

Nathan Explosion

[Johnny Unusual]

"Fatality!"

Announcer guy
Mortal Kombat

[TeamRAD]

We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
And let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do

What we gotta do, to survive.

2Pac, Changes

[Tripe]

Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
No friends, and no future

- "2Pac" I wrote this song a long time ago (in '94)

[TeamRAD]

I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

Thurgood Jenkins, Half-Baked

[Tripe]

Ah. I see.' Vimes tried to recall Miss Alice Band, one of the Assassins' Guild's stricter teachers. She was, he'd heard, very hot on practical lessons.

'So . . . she sent you to kill me, then?' he said.

'No, sir! It's an exercise! I don't even have any crossbow bolts! I just had to find a spot where I could get you in my sights and then report back!'

'She'd believe you?'

'Of course, sir,' said Jocasta, looking rather hurt. 'Guild honour, sir.'

Vimes took a deep breath. 'You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this.'

- Terry Pratchett Night Watch

[TeamRAD]

Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

Dream, Sandman "A Hope in Hell"

[Johnny Unusual]

"Demons do not exist any more than gods do, being only the products of the psychic activity of man."

Sigmund Freud

[therul]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Sigmund Freud

[Tripe]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

- Bill Clinton

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Freud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystified
It's really very simple what the psyche tries to hide
A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
As the id goes marching on.....

- "Psychotherapy" by Melanie