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Started by ninjacat11, September 02, 2008, 02:46:22 PM

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Petey Wheatstraw

The Wikipedia article is being nominated for deletion. If the article's sole reference is legit, I assume that the interview was done before Disaster Movie bombed at the box office. The movie is not being made.
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Fuzzy Necromancer

Mkay. I can stop being an atheist now.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

Doctor Who?

Here's hoping they lost so much money on Disaster Movie that they can't make Spy Movie.

Rattrap007

No wonder these things are so awful A lot of those are not even out yet and are still being made. Guess they just assume what the basic plot will be and do as generic of a parody as they can so they can try to get the turd-- er film, out at the same time as the good versions...



Natureboy

These things have probably run their course.  People (even stupid ones) will only be burned so many times before they catch on that these movies were nothing more than diaper filler.

Natureboy

Quote from: Doctor Who? on September 03, 2008, 12:30:54 PM
I think my brother and his friends will kill themselves if they stop making these movies.

Their whole live revolve around these movies.

how old is your brother?

Fuzzy Necromancer

I see.

It's a shame that valuable protines and biomass go to construct those people when the could be put to better use as a few hundred pounds of oxygen-producing bacteria or enough squirrels to populate several city parks, maybe even a pair of large dogs.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

KingOfShippers

Quote from: ninjacat11 on September 02, 2008, 02:46:22 PM
     * Muppet Treasure Island

:gouge: :gouge: :gouge:
I give up.

The hell, why are they parodying a parody.

doggans

Quote from: KingOfShippers on September 03, 2008, 03:43:24 PMThe hell, why are they parodying a parody.

Same reason they parodied "Enchanted".

That said, this list seems pretty random, even for them, and without a lot of sources, I'd guess it's some random person making things up.

MSTJedi

Geez, these guys are to spoofs what Uwe Boll is to video game movies. They . . . just . . . won't . . . quit. But as long as some dumbass executive gives them money, they'll keep cranking them out - in both cases.


ninjacat11

Quote from: Doctor Who? on September 03, 2008, 12:36:41 PM
21 on the 20th.

He and his friends are dumb rednecks with big mouths.
I think most people would realize how utterly stupid these Seltzer/Friedman movies are once they're at least 14.

Doctor Who?

You would think but most people in Delaware are stupider then a 14 year old from another state.

BBQ Platypus

Quote from: Doctor Who? on September 04, 2008, 07:58:06 PM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on September 03, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
I see.

It's a shame that valuable protines and biomass go to construct those people when the could be put to better use as a few hundred pounds of oxygen-producing bacteria or enough squirrels to populate several city parks, maybe even a pair of large dogs.


Wow, this from someone I never met in my life. I guess I should be insulted. God I'm glad this page popped up on the browser's history. I had no idea so many people had nothing better to do than insult people they don't know over the internet.  Actually, that's a lie. I just thought it was reserved for 14 year old goth kids on Myspace.   See? Anyone can talk crap, it doesn't make you intelligent.

No, but it does make you wittier than the people who made Disaster Movie.
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ScottotD

Someone is willing to pay them, we're all here on our own time.
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

BBQ Platypus

Quote from: ScottH on September 04, 2008, 09:12:30 PM
Someone is willing to pay them, we're all here on our own time.

So?  That doesn't make them smarter than anyone here.
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.