Spy Movie

[ninjacat11]

The Friedman/Seltzer crew are going to be making another horrible spoof called Spy Movie. It comes out in 2009. They're going to be re-enacting the following:
    * Quantum of Solace
    * The Bourne Ultimatum
    * Dragonball
    * High School Musical 3: Senior Year
    * Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
    * Transporter 3
    * Hannah Montana: The Movie
    * Doubt
    * Epic Movie
    * Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
    * Fanboys
    * Bedtime Stories
    * Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    * Live Free or Die Hard
    * Pineapple Express
    * Eagle Eye
    * W.
    * The Pink Panther 2
    * Bangkok Dangerous
    * Quarantine
    * Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
    * Watchmen
    * Star Wars: The Clone Wars
    * Tropic Thunder
    * How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
    * Muppet Treasure Island
    * My Best Friend's Girl
    * Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    * The Day the Earth Stood Still


I give up.

[a pretty girl is like]

The Friedman/Seltzer crew are going to be making another horrible spoof called Spy Movie. It comes out in 2009. They're going to be re-enacting the following:
    * Quantum of Solace
    * The Bourne Ultimatum
    * Dragonball
    * High School Musical 3: Senior Year
    * Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
    * Transporter 3
    * Hannah Montana: The Movie
    * Doubt
    * Epic Movie
    * Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
    * Fanboys
    * Bedtime Stories
    * Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    * Live Free or Die Hard
    * Pineapple Express
    * Eagle Eye
    * W.
    * The Pink Panther 2
    * Bangkok Dangerous
    * Quarantine
    * Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
    * Watchmen
    * Star Wars: The Clone Wars
    * Tropic Thunder
    * How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
    * Muppet Treasure Island
    * My Best Friend's Girl
    * Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    * The Day the Earth Stood Still


I give up.

Don't!  That's what they want you to do.  If you give up, these terrorists win.

[BBQ Platypus]

Sorry, can't hear you.  Too busy hanging myself.

[Natureboy]

I think I saw about 10 minutes of Epic Movie and ejected that DVD immediately......I have no urge to see anymore of this kind of product.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

but......... but.......... Disaster Movie flopped.............why? Why? WHY?!

[BBQ Platypus]

Honestly, I'm dying inside.  Is there anyone here who can ease my horrible, horrible sorrow?

[ninjacat11]

Honestly, I'm dying inside.  Is there anyone here who can ease my horrible, horrible sorrow?

If it helps, I'm not entirely sure if they're actually going to go through with this movie after the flop that was Disaster Movie. Chances are that this was written before DM even got released.

If it is going to go through (which it probably might), then may God have mercy on our movie theaters.

Also, said Wiki article is being considered for deletion. So it may just have been a case of me looking at an IMDB thread and freaking out.

Though I am still frightened that I predicted the random Watchmen reference.

[Natureboy]

The Friedman/Seltzer crew are going to be making another horrible spoof called Spy Movie. It comes out in 2009. They're going to be re-enacting the following:
    * Epic Movie
   

I give up.

Wait, they want to spoof their own horrible spoof?  The apocolypse is near folks.

[Compound]

So, they somehow missed Spy Hard?

And they're parodying Transporter 3? I guess parodying something not out yet is a new idea...

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

So, they somehow missed Spy Hard?

And they're parodying Transporter 3? I guess parodying something not out yet is a new idea...

not really all they have to do is see the trailer and there they go........ just like Disaster Movie

[Relaxing Dragon]

Wait, that can't be right... there's movies on there that are more than a year old. There's no way they'd mention something like that.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised that they'd put an actual spy movie on that list.

But I've got some optimism left; Disaster Mo- (fuck it, I refuse to call it a movie) is flopping, so there's a good chance (I hope) of this getting canceled.

[OTC316]

So, they somehow missed Spy Hard?

Wait a minute....those 2 douche nozzles WROTE Spy Hard! Granted, 2 other guys collaborated on the screenplay (Which explained why it didn't completely suck...), but they wrote the original story.

Judging by the way their current turd is bombing, I wouldn't be surprised if their next one goes the Steven Segal route and go straight to DVD.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

So, they somehow missed Spy Hard?

Wait a minute....those 2 douche nozzles WROTE Spy Hard! Granted, 2 other guys collaborated on the screenplay (Which explained why it didn't completely suck...), but they wrote the original story.

Judging by the way their current turd is bombing, I wouldn't be surprised if their next one goes the Steven Segal route and go straight to DVD.

HOLY DUNE!!! they really did........ I........... I have to go slit my wrists now............ goodbye

[mrbasehart]

Seriously people, it's only a (potentially) crappy movie.  There'll be dozens of 'em out next year.

[ScottotD]

See, your first mistake is assuming that kind of perspective. 


I hope they make these forever, the bizarre outrage is very funny.

I find it odd they send out lists of the things they're sending up though.