Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction

[Bob]

Also heard that there's an alternate edit of the X Files movie where the villain is a female gender reassignment patient....
It's called The X Files - I Want to Be Steve
It co-stars Ann Coulter.

One more pun and i'll pull out my gun! 

I never want to see the words "ann coulter" and "pull out" in the same post again.

[Jonathan_Short_Torso]

I never want to see the words "ann coulter" and "pull out" in the same post again.

Similarly, I don't ever want to see the words "John Mccain" and "Elected President" in a sentence... ever.

[Bob]

I never want to see the words "ann coulter" and "pull out" in the same post again.

Similarly, I don't ever want to see the words "John Mccain" and "Elected President" in a sentence... ever.

What about......

"John McCain was not elected President and Ann Coulter was so upset she pulled out her penis to protest"?

[Jonathan_Short_Torso]

"John McCain was not elected President and Ann Coulter was so upset she pulled out her penis to protest"?

I don't think that would be okay with you, me or Ann Coulter.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I never want to see the words "ann coulter" and "pull out" in the same post again.

Only if we're discussing sending her father back in time to the night of her conception to try that again...

(that did have parents, didn't it?  human parents?)

[BBQ Platypus]

I never want to see the words "ann coulter" and "pull out" in the same post again.

Only if we're discussing sending her father back in time to the night of her conception to try that again...

(that did have parents, didn't it?  human parents?)

I don't think I'd use the term "parents" to describe it.  "Host" would probably be the more appropriate word.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I don't think I'd use the term "parents" to describe it.  "Host" would probably be the more appropriate word.

"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest....but I'm not an alien!!!!"

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[gbeenie]

Weren't there some lines in the XFiles that hinted he may have been a porn addict in that too?

There were plenty of such hints, Doc.  The most disturbing of them probably came in the episode "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose".  Mr. Bruckman had the uncanny skill of foreseeing how a person would die ... and he mentioned in Mulder's presence that auto-erotic asphyxiation was an awfully undignified way to go.

(Even more unusual was his reply to Scully, when she asked him how she would die:  "You don't.")

Yuck!

I'm glad I missed that episode.

You shouldn't be. :"Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" was, in my opinion, the single best episode of The X-Files.

[ErinB]

I guess he just couldn't get over the porn he used to do. Sad sad ....tisk tisk

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Thing is I saw a short bit about this...and it's something to do with being so obsessed with online porn he wasn't leaving the house?

Maybe he's really gotten agoraphobic and needed something to pass the time?

[mrbasehart]

Thing is I saw a short bit about this...and it's something to do with being so obsessed with online porn he wasn't leaving the house?

Heh.  One of my sister's boyfriends ended up like that. 

At least he's not screwing around on his wife, I suppose.

[Tripe]

So how long before somebody redoes the song from Avenue Q using clips from Duchovny and Leone's movies?

I would if I knew how

[Courtney]

Actually the porn thing was apparently bull:

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.

The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.

'He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,' a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.

Ultimatum: David Duchovny's wife Tea reportedly threatened to divorce him unless he got treatment for sex addiction

'She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.'

The actor has been married to the Deep Impact actress for 11 years, and the couple have a daughter, Madelaine West, nine, and a six-year-old son, Kyd.

According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him.

Leoni is said to have grown suspicious of her husband's behaviour in recent months and after questioning him on a number of occasions, the 48-year-old finally admitted that he had been cheating on her.

Duchovny checked into The Meadows facility in Arizona last week and is currently completing a 35 day course. His wife has been to visit him at the centre several times.

'Tea drove to The Meadows every day during the four days she was in town,' the source is quoting as saying.

Although they are still very much in love, the pair's marriage is though to be hanging by a thread.


In a statement, before his admittance the actor said: 'I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction

'I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.'

At the height of Duchovny's stardom in the mid 1990s, it was widely reported he had suffered from sex addiction after cheating on a string of girlfriends.

However, the actor fiercely denied the claims, saying the idea was 'hurtful'.

Although Duchovny has insisted he has never been unfaithful to Miss Leoni, he recently admitted he had often questioned whether fidelity was possible.

At the beginning of his career, Duchovny starred in the erotic TV series, Red Shoe Diaries, but it was his role as Special Agent Fox Mulder in The X-Files that made him a household name.

The show, which became one of the most popular series of the Nineties, ran for eight years before drawing to a close in 2001.

The film, The X-Files: I Want to Believe, was released in cinemas in July but was panned by critics and delivered poor box office figures.


Ironically the actor plays a sex- obsessed womaniser in raunchy TV series Californication.

[Tripe]

Yeah I saw that in the latest Enquirer.

I still think the Avenue Q vids would be funny.