Why do they keep making these movies?

[mrbasehart]

I think its working title was Meet the Spartans II.  Perhaps the plot of the movie involves some disaster? ::shrug::

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

But then why call it Disaster Movie?!

becuase I guess it takes place during............ y'know, I don't want to put any kind of thought into this movie, I'm going to see Babylon AD, because even a movie the director says is stupid, has to be better than this

[Tripe]

But then why call it Disaster Movie?!

Because it's difficult to reach a consensus on exactly how one transcribes the sound of a long wet fart.

[Doctor Who?]

I would pay an extra $1 at the box office if it would mean that i would never have to see another trailer for one of these "movies" again.

[Courtney]

But then why call it Disaster Movie?!

Believe me, sir, that kind of question can throw you into an existential crisis never to recover. 

These Friedberg and Seltzer assholes are the reason I believe in Satan.   

[Tripe]

I would pay an extra $1 at the box office if it would mean that i would never have to see another trailer for one of these "movies" again.

Hmm a la carte previews, there's potential there.

I mean you couldn't do it in every theatre but maybe in one of those theatres with the lounge seats and the like.

[Doctor Who?]

Yeah there are just too many previews these days.

At my theater the movie doesn't start untill about 45 minutes to one hour after the start time they give at the box office.

I say theaters should just charge  more for tickets and get rid of the previews.

Hey maybe it will keep the stupid preteens and teens out too.

[BBQ Platypus]

LEFT: Freidberg; RIGHT: Seltzer

[ScottotD]

Hey maybe it will keep the stupid preteens and teens out too.

Those damn young people with their Pac-man, rap music and horseless carriages.

[Nick]

But then why call it Disaster Movie?!

Believe me, sir, that kind of question can throw you into an existential crisis never to recover. 

These Friedberg and Seltzer assholes are the reason I believe in Satan.  

Well nice to see I have your belief. Just donate your soul to me and we'll be good to go!

You can call me at 1-666-66-6666

[Compound]

I have tickets to see a preview of this tomorrow.

Thankfully, the DNC's little shindig is physically in between me and the theater where its showing and with all of the road closures and the traffic problems that it will cause, I won't be able to get there.

Darn.

[Doctor Who?]

Hey maybe it will keep the stupid preteens and teens out too.

Those damn young people with their Pac-man, rap music and horseless carriages.

Don't forget the fact that they are all jumping on this talking pictures fad.

These kids are just too stupid to read like the rest of us.

Also why would you go to a preview of this thing,is your family being held hostage or something?

[Compound]

Also why would you go to a preview of this thing,is your family being held hostage or something?

It's free. I'll do a lot of stupid things for free.

"Roots canals!"

"I don't need a root canal, thanks."

"It's free!"

"Well, okay then."

[Doctor Who?]

I'd rather have the root canal thank you.