I just had the worst thought in the world

[Doctor Who?]

What if the people behind the Epic movie francise come across TCM one day and decide to make a "movie"that makes fun of classic movies like Citizen Kane and stuff like that.

Would that indicate that we should all go hide under some rocks or something?

[Bob]

I would not worry my friend, there are two words in the English language that would prevent this from happening.

(no, not "sniper rifles", although that would work too)

"Dumb Audiences".   

I doubt that any of the mouth breathers that go to these things have ever watched Citizen Kane, The Third Man, etc to understand the joke.

[Tripe]

But there is the potential for a movie that does that and at the same time is a response to the ....Movie franchise...


Argh get out of my head spirit of the studio executive!

[BBQ Platypus]

Here.  Have a look at some dinosaur porn.  That'll clear your head.

http://photos.imageevent.com/munkersweld/0o/pornosaurus2.mpeg

In fact, you'll be unable to think of anything else for the next several weeks!  So enjoy this pure unadulterated nightmare fuel!

[Bob]

But there is the potential for a movie that does that and at the same time is a response to the ....Movie franchise...


Argh get out of my head spirit of the studio executive!

[Junkyard]

I donno, it's entirely possible that they'll make Classic Movie at some point. They'll just search out the most obvious old movie references, then throw in some anomolous modern references, and turn it all into a dick joke.
Done! Print it!

[dignan]

Personally I'm hoping for Movie Movie to come out soon. 

[mrbasehart]

Personally I'm hoping for Movie Movie to come out soon. 

It'd have to be a sequel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077952/

[Doctor Who?]

I donno, it's entirely possible that they'll make Classic Movie at some point. They'll just search out the most obvious old movie references, then throw in some anomolous modern references, and turn it all into a dick joke.
Done! Print it!

yeah i mean what if they decide to do High noon or something i am sure the people who watch these movies have seen that.

What about 2001.Star wars,Chinatown.

Good Night!

Can you imagine what they would do to Chinatown.

[Tripe]

Personally I'm hoping for Movie Movie to come out soon. 

It'd have to be a sequel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077952/

I love the recommendations at the bottom of the page.

[Doctor Who?]

If Classic movie ever got made how lewd do you think any part of the movie that mentioned Rosebud would be?

[Dim of the Yard]

If Classic movie ever got made how lewd do you think any part of the movie that mentioned Rosebud would be?

I would imagine that "Rosebud" would simply be a nickname that the main character gave to his penis.  Or something he tattooed onto above his penis.  With shots of said tattoo.

[Tripe]

Hmm from my reading of er "Victorian literature" that's not what I think of when I hear "Rosebud"

Still you're probably right.

[Courtney]

Personally I'm hoping for Movie Movie to come out soon. 

It'd have to be a sequel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077952/

Oh snap.

In a few years, Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian will be trivia. Something people joke about on I Love the New Millennium 2: Attack of the Mike Jones or something. They'll still be trying. Maybe appearing in one of Friedberg and Seltzer's latest masterpieces (I have my money on Movie Movie. It's like a movie, but it's a movie!  Parody!)

I'm terribly uncreative.  I had no idea that was a real thing.

[Doctor Who?]

If Classic movie ever got made how lewd do you think any part of the movie that mentioned Rosebud would be?

I would imagine that "Rosebud" would simply be a nickname that the main character gave to his penis.  Or something he tattooed onto above his penis.  With shots of said tattoo.

Just think of it the Dvd will be unrated so we will have to SEE the penis.