Rank-a-Rifftrax

[Minnesota]

Give it a Rank!

[wiztard01]

i gotta ask:
was this one another fan submitted script?
I hate to be a jerk but it really fell flat with me which is a shame since I enjoyed the first Harry Potter riff thoroughly. This one, however, just solidified my belief that I shouldn't watch the riff if the movie doesn't take itself too seriously. I mean, where can you take a movie that's about child witches and elf slaves? The premise is already so absurd that it doesnt really lend itself to anything more than boing noises and banter between Mike, Kevin, and Bill.
I think this one goes down with Batman and Robin as one of my least favorite riffs.
I dont know, maybe I'm wrong but hopefully someone will see this as constructive. I have high hopes for Momento since it's already a pile of garbage and it takes itself SOOO seriously.

[Keroppi20]

I liked this one better then the first Harry Potter riff, I would place this up near the top. I guess everyone just has different tastes. The last 50 minutes had me laughing pretty hard.  A lot of funny lines, and some great call back references to some old MST3K favorites.  I highly recommend this one! Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go back to cheering       

[wiztard01]

I liked this one better then the first Harry Potter riff, I would place this up near the top. I guess everyone just has different tastes. The last 50 minutes had me laughing pretty hard.  A lot of funny lines, and some great call back references to some old MST3K favorites.  I highly recommend this one! Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go back to cheering       

I guess I'll give it another watch. People seemed to love it and I'm pretty curious to find out why I didn't get it. 

[Relaxing Dragon]

I thought the first Harry Potter one was alright, but it had a lot of down-time. This one, alternately, I loved from beginning to end. I think it's actually my favorite one at this point, it was great. It gets a 10 from me, no doubt.

Did have some technical issues, though (not so much the occasional drift, but it actually started to repeat itself at one point. Got it figured out, but t was very strange. I think my file's a bit corrupted, I may need to re-download it).

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Easily my new favorite. 

perfect 10.



MORE CHEERING

[Axnollouse]

This one just took over Matrix Reloaded as my favorite rifftrax that I'll play when I am bored

EVEN MORE CLAPPING 

[Jonny Jit]

This was excellent.

[Bob]

Unriffed movie ranking:    3/10
Riffed movie ranking:       10/10

Moral of story........... PLEASE do more of these stinkburgers.

[RoninFox]

 

I've been cheering and clapping so long now my hands have been worn down to bloody stumps BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP!!!!

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

I had watched Wizard People, Dear Readers the day before the Chamber of Secrets RiffTrax and I honestly thought it was funnier. This Trax was certainly among the better lot, but it wasn't as good as the first Harry Potter and certainly doesn't crystallize itself as a "classic" in my mind like the Star Wars Holiday Special, Spider-Man 3, or Nestor.

7 / 10

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Someone gave it 2 stars?!

[Pak-Man]

The first Harry Potter riff was good, but forgettable. This one had me rolling for the whole 2 and a half hours. I don't pass out 10s lightly, but this was a solid 10.

[Minnesota]

Perfect.

[lwelyk]

oh my gosh, I thought this one might be overhyped for me, but I LOVED it. Especially the mudblood jokes. 10/10