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Started by Imper1um, August 05, 2008, 02:35:54 PM

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Imper1um

(Hooray for 1.8 MegaBYTE/s download speed :D)

Anyways, as for this riff, it was *BLEEP*ing awesome. :D  :clap:

It was a great present for the start of August. As for my favorite lines:

"I'ma goin Levytown!"
"Ahh! Demon! Get away from me!"
"Hey buddy, spare some filth?"
"No, Coheed and Cambria."
(Dumbledore Voice) "Consider yourself pwned."
"You're the Dirty Harry of Hogwarts!"

The "Mother!" reference was perfect.
Also, I loved it when Mike started Riffing Kevin and Bill.

MyStars!

This was even funnier than The Soceror's Stone riff!

"He's got a Sybil Fawltey-gram."
"Rise, scone of Satan."
"Freeze or I'll make Ron vomit slugs!"

Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Awesome.  Just awesome.  I loved the Flight of the Concords reference and the cheering at the end.  Even better then the Sorcerer's Stone.

:clap:
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Keroppi20

#3
In addition to the those that have been mentioned:

"Watch out for snakes"   ;D
"Without John Williams I have no idea how to feel right now"
"...who the hell runs their HR department?"
"This is Sparta and stuff"
"I guess I should have teamed up with a snow monkey"
The Jiminy Glick bit and the Voldemort limerick  :D
I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

-Vash

Compound

Wow. Lots of great lines.

"Yes, the lamest rivalry since Puck faced off with Pedro Zamora."

"Wizards of the Coast were nice, but they kept giving me cards."

"Sweep the leg, Draco."

"Woo-hoo! Do the Dew!"

"Hissperanto."

"We thought it sucked!"

"Dangerous Fearful Danger!"

"The lead singer of Warrant!"

"Not evil!"


MartyS (Gromit)

Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!

This is how creeped out I was when I accidentally wandered into a Bed Bath and Beyond.

Keep Cheering...

CHF01

Hagrid's hookers
Malfoy's Pat Riley 'do
Pissy bitch man
PACKERS!!!!
Santa's sleigh malfunction
Amy Winehouse referenece
The obligatory Gary Busey jab
...and so many others

This RT was written and performed brilliantly and IMO ranks right up there with Independance Day in the laughs per minute meter.  :clap:


ShadowDog

Yeah, damn near the best riff ever!  Maybe because it's been a month or more since we've had a movie riff, but I don't think so.  This was just that fucking funny.

I laughed the hardest at the obscure The Dead Zone novel clothspin on the penis reference.  LMFAO!!

The DD pwned line was also hysterical.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

dignan

The line about failed experiments to create Bruce Jenner made me laugh incredibly hard.  Bruce frigging Jenner.

space_mutiny

When the fat guy falls out the window: "Tell gravy I love it!"
Oh bite me, it's fun!

Maverick Joe Six-Pack

The Vernon fat guy jokes made me think of The Fat Man from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Junkyard

#11
"Fiddledededadink dink! NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY!?"

"Mike, you're riffing Kevin!"

LBeria

Y'all have pretty much listed all of mine!  ;D

I was just stunned that it took 1:26 before a Nazi joke made it in....  It was RIPE for the riffing on that account!

However, I was pleased that they did make a Jar-Jar reference only once and left it at that -- I was seriously worried it would have degenerated into a Jar-Jar fest.  Thank you guys!!!
Quote from: Imrahil on January 29, 2010, 10:01:33 AM
You're such a survivalist gun nut.
Only the good die young...but most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying patterns. -- Tom Servo

esoobaC .T bocaJ

Why? because we can *crazed maniacal laughter*

there's a bunch of others, but that's the only one I can remember right now
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT

Indomitus

"Elton John!"
"The bitch is back."

Great stuff.

I will, though, knock down the score on my vote by 1 point for the over (over over OVER) abundance of "witchcraft = devil worship" comments.  It got a chuckle in the mirror scene in the other movie, and maybe a couple other places here and there, but as a joke it just does not have those kinds of legs.  So many of them came out ham-fisted, and ripped enormous holes in their riffing momentum.  Yick.  Lay off a bit and write some real jokes for those parts, guys.