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The Dark Knight (SPOILERS)

Started by Rufus T, July 29, 2007, 10:04:15 AM

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Quote from: Robot Santa on August 05, 2008, 07:48:39 AM
where'd boogergiggler go, I found a site for him

http://thedarkknightsucks.com/


I don't agree with this guy, but I LOVE his single-mindedness.
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Doctor Who?

Have you read the site?

So a batman movie sucks if it doesn't have Superman in it?!

daltysmilth

I love how he goes into so much detail about how the Dark Knight is less realistic than Batman Begins, with a point-by-point analysis of all the story points in both movies and so on, and why the ones in the Dark Knight are less realistic.  Oh wait...

And am I reading this correct, that he is saying that Superman would have been more likely to appear in Batman Begins, the supposedly more realistic one?

Not that I'm saying I completely disagree with his assertion (about the realism of the two films), but couldn't he have come up with some evidence to back it up?
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Doctor Who?

This site reminds me of Danielcraigeisnotbond.com.

Anyone remember that site?

It went up before the trailer even came out!

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Quote from: Robot Santa on August 05, 2008, 07:48:39 AM
where'd boogergiggler go, I found a site for him

http://thedarkknightsucks.com/


I can't believe somebody actually took time out of their life to make that. 

LAME
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Doctor Who?

You should see the James Bond one like this.

It's even worse it is based on the idea that the one and only Bond is Pierce Brosmen.


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I like how his idea of a good prequel is Star Wars Episode 1! That pretty much invalidated the argument for me.
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Raven

Quote from: Robot Santa on August 05, 2008, 07:48:39 AM
where'd boogergiggler go, I found a site for him

http://thedarkknightsucks.com/


My favorite part was the last one on the page, an article explaining how cheering and clapping in the theater should translate to your thought out reviews.   I know I for one clapped a lot during Schindler's List. 


Doctor Who?

Quote from: Zapp Brannigan on August 06, 2008, 11:49:55 AM
I like how his idea of a good prequel is Star Wars Episode 1! That pretty much invalidated the argument for me.

What's more the website went up just after the first teaser came out for CR.

In other words he didn't even wait to see Craige before slaming him.

daltysmilth

Quote from: Doctor Who? on August 06, 2008, 01:13:34 PM
Quote from: Zapp Brannigan on August 06, 2008, 11:49:55 AM
I like how his idea of a good prequel is Star Wars Episode 1! That pretty much invalidated the argument for me.

What's more the website went up just after the first teaser came out for CR.

In other words he didn't even wait to see Craige before slaming him.

I now have a desire to give this article its own MSTing.  Anyone else want in?
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

Doctor Who?

ME! ME! ME!

I loved Casino Royal and I know people who didn't like it but this idiot judged it before seeing it.

RoninFox

Quote from: Doctor Who? on August 06, 2008, 10:45:10 AM
You should see the James Bond one like this.

It's even worse it is based on the idea that the one and only Bond is Pierce Brosmen.

Isn't that a bit like saying the one and only Inspector Clouseau is Alan Arkin?
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