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Funniest Segment of a RiffTrax yet

Started by Conor, November 30, 2006, 08:43:51 AM

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FBX

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2006, 03:30:42 PM
Little Bald Kid: "There is no spoon."
Kevin Murphy (as Cosby): "But then how will I eat my delicious Jell-O pudding?"

thank you for reminding me of that hilarious line

JohnH

I tend to like the scenes that are about the unabashed, over-the-top hating of a movie.  Thus, my favorite bit so far was Kevin imagining Liam Neeson swimming through a hot stream of Jar Jar's excrement.  Wow, now that's vivid!

Raven

The opening segment of x-men with all the holocaust stuff.  I didn't even realize how awful the scene was until listening to the rifftrax.  My buddy and I had to stop the dvd and rifftrax, we were laughing to hard to hear either.  Keep up the good work.


JonnyFrag

The doctor's office visit in Roadhouse is good  akak  the 'pain don't hurt' scene

The beginning part of Top Gun when they are going over the goofy nicknames.

The Xavier and Magneto meet in the glass building scene from X Men is also very good.

And just about any segment from Star Wars and or the Matrix. Both of those very good throughout. I liked the 'contest section' of The Matrix but probably because I feel a bit of involvement and ownership of that part (2 of the lines I thought of were used in that section but then then again many others turned in those lines too but hey...)

Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

MSTJedi

Quote from: JohnH on December 06, 2006, 12:09:15 AM
I tend to like the scenes that are about the unabashed, over-the-top hating of a movie.  Thus, my favorite bit so far was Kevin imagining Liam Neeson swimming through a hot stream of Jar Jar's excrement.  Wow, now that's vivid!

I like later on when they're in the underwater sub-thingy and Kevin loses it and starts vomiting uncontrollably because Jar Jar won't shut up. Mike replies, "You have to build up a tolerance!"


davo

Quote from: Conor on November 30, 2006, 10:29:09 AM
Thanks for the feedback.  We're looking for more along the lines of what Pak-Man or Kodiak were talking about with their Neo Vs Morpheus or Shatner Vs God comments.  Scenes, instead of specific lines or riffs.

that "rip on shatner for 5 minures" intro to star trek V did it for me.

Tarantulas


davo

upon a 2nd viewing the entire "john carpenter comes home from work" intro to halloween had me in stitches!

i love it when you guys throw in random stuff like that (in addition to the typical make fun of the actor/movie/plot line)

SecretAgentSuperDragon

I though the end of Firewall was some great riffing. Especially with the degradation from cyber based hacking to reality based punching and kicking.


Pak-Man

It's juvenile, but the whole scene in Firewall where Harrison and his secretary are in the car talking about how Cox might be at the bank... The jokes wrote themselves, I'm sure, but it was very well played. :^)

Janitor

Hands down the "How gay is this Volleyball Game" Scene from Top Gun. Fantastic.

John

jiggster1974

The "daily allowance of Chris Tucker" comment in the Fifth Element and the "Mrs. Frodo Strider" comment as he is caressing the ring in the Fellowship of the Ring. I really needed to physical stop the riff and the DVD and go outside to get oxygen. For like 5 minutes. I kid you not.

:)

DoctorZ

I think the first 2 minutes of Star Trek V are my favorite.  Kevin's reminicing about college days in the student center watching TOS were a little too familiar, if you know what I mean!  ;D   Then the savaging of Shatner right after is like icing on the cake.  Genius!
" A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it." SAKI

dalem

I don't know if it's the funniest line ever, but when Mike had Gary Busey say "Yeah, over there's where I was huffing butane and crashed my car" I blew my rum & coke out of my nose. So it's a contender.  Funniest segment so far? For me and my buddies the Roadhouse "I used to **** guys like you in prison!" and the "How is that an insult to ME?  Do you stay in touch?" series is right up there.  Dunno if something that blue is useful though.

I also think the Chinese waiter voices in PM were killer every time.  Solid gold.

-dale

BBQ Platypus

Quote from: Conor on November 30, 2006, 10:29:09 AM
Thanks for the feedback.  We're looking for more along the lines of what Pak-Man or Kodiak were talking about with their Neo Vs Morpheus or Shatner Vs God comments.  Scenes, instead of specific lines or riffs.

Well, if you want specifics, I'll give you what I liked about those scenes: the interpretations of the ridiculous Kung Fu posing and stunts.

"I'm a little teapot, short...and stout!"
"I studied under Hong Kong Phooey - who is known around the world as number one super guy!  Hong Kong Phooey -  who, as I'm sure you know, is faster than the human eye!"
"Cirque du So Long, sucker!"
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.