What did we learn?

[gammer]

The pot head from Bill & Teds Adventure movie will "crack" the Matrix code and free us from providing energy to robots.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Deb calls a lot.

[Justin]

Buy stock in the Mulpha Corporation.

[Pak-Man]

The future is Icky! :^)

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

This movie has more bodily fluids in it then any other

[Argo-Puppy]

In the future, nobody washes their clothes or hair. 

[Variety of Cells]

During an interview, George Clinton was asked "Would you ever run for a seat in the senate?"  He responded with "Hell no.  Not unless I was one of the last men on earth."  That statement came back to haunt him, and he later became one of the leaders of Zion.

Oh shoot, that's not till the sequel.

[mrbasehart]

That Laurence Fishburne should've been the one.

[pyro]

either Mike or Kevin still quote Frank Zappa

[Sharktopus]

I learned that I would totally do what Cypher did, but try not to completely f*ck it up.

[Nunyerbiz]

That every sci-fi blockbuster needs multiple sequels and/or prequels to completely crap on whatever merit the original film possessed.

[Minnesota]

there is no spoon

[BBQ Platypus]

Yes.  Spoons do not exist.  Eat cereal with your bare hands.  Or, wait.  There's no cereal, either.  You eat nutritious, biotic goo with your bare hands.

[Joey the Lemur]

I learned that manish-looking women have the power to resurrect with a kiss.

[Kiiml]

I learned that if you break the body, the head will die.

I also learned that doing cartwheels in combat only makes your groin the easiest target, this was an important lesson for me, because I've been fighting sex offenders and crime syndicates while cartwheeling for some time now. This rifftrax has helped me kick that habit.

I also learned that hell has a Day Spa, and that only Lawrence Fishburne can rid your body of shrimp.