The What If fight...

[Trufire]

What if you had Dr. Doom face off against Dr. Evil? Who would win. What about if Indiana Jones had to fight Lara Croft? Jedi Counsul taking on The Green Lantern Corps perhaps as well. Is the Pen really mighter than the Sword? These questions and quite a few more battles are taking place on a site called The Screamsheet. A site that gives you a good tickle of the funny bone with these fights in the "In this Corner" portion of the site. Winners of those battles get a chance to fight in the "Contest of Champions" where they can have a chance to be crowned an ultimate king of these fights. Only one has been able to obtain such a title. I'll let you find out who. Though he did fight in the "Biggest Damn Fight Ever" in which he faced 100 opp and still came out on top. In all matches before they are written you get to vote for who wins so make sure you check back from time to time to vote for your fav person. Don't forget to vote in the newly created Tag Team Battle Arena as well.

Now The Screamsheet as many other areas in the site as well besides that including his rant section, self created music videos (they really are quite good), stuff he has added on for role playing games, fiction he has wrote (already has something published as well), and much more to his site. I would highly recommend checking out the site and definitly reading some if not many of the fantasy battles he has on their. The site is:

http://www.uvm.edu/~chmartin/

I will go ahead and leave you one of his many battles he has written on here. This battle will be between Chuck Norris and Terrorism. 

Webster's Dictionary defines Terrorism as "the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion." It has no definition for Chuck Norris, because no one can truly define Chuck Norris. All we have to go on is the diligent research going on at ChuckNorrisFacts.com, which gives us some of what is known about the man, the myth, and the legend. When God goes to bed, he prays Chuck Norris his soul to keep. Chuck Norris put the bop in the bopshebop. don't even ask about the ram in the ramalangdingdong; you already know the answer.
Talk of the Tape:
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris has never actually spoken to a mortal soul. I know a lot of you probably think you've heard his voice in his movies, TV series, and infomercials, but that is just a well-paid voice actor. A single whisper from Chuck Norris is enough to level an entire city; as such, he is kind enough not to speak himself. The sole exception is one time when he cursed after stubbing his toe. The resulting noise caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt and destroy the city of Pompei.
Terrorism: Terrorism is an abstract concept and thus has no voice or physical form. Nonetheless, it told me that it's pretty much wetting itself in fear at the concept of facing Chuck Norris.
Round One:
One day, Chuck Norris decides that he's going to stop terrorism. He sends letters to everyone who has ever used terror tactics, from the Al-Qaeda to that kid who threatens people with his hunting knife at school. He tells them to meet him on top of one of the glaciers at Glacier National Park, where they will settle the score. This is not an invitation; it is an order. The recipients of these letters all follow the orders to the letter, because they don't want to get on Chuck Norris's bad side. Once everyone has gathered, Chuck Norris takes a martial art stance and gives them the slight wave that is the universal sign of, "Come get some."

A massive fight breaks out as terrorists, ninjas, car bombers, dictators, space pirates, and one bizarrely carnivorous African elephant rush Chuck Norris. They don't do that pansy one fighter at a time stuff; they all attack him at once. As such, they all die more or less together. Moving his mighty legs at near light speed, Chuck roundhouse kicks each and every fighter, killing them almost instantly. The stain of blood dies the glacier an ugly red. Chuck gives the blood stain an angry look, and in doing so strikes inexplicable terror into the nonsentient puddle of blood. The blood reverses its flow, going back into the large mound of dead corpses to hide. Round One goes to Chuck Norris.

Round Two:
Chuck gathers up the hundreds of dead bodies, rolling them into one gigantic ball. With his keen vision, he scans the skies and notices an asteroid that is on a collision course with Earth. He then hefts the globe-shaped ball of terrorist corpses and shot-puts it into space. The well-placed toss collides with the asteroid, shattering it into a million pieces. The ball of corpses, now freezing in the nothingness of space, ricochets off the asteroid debris and drifts into the sun, where the remains of all perpetrators of terrorism are incinerated. Round Two goes to Chuck Norris, who saves the world at least ten times before he gets out of bed in the morning.

Round Three:
With every single terrorist in the world killed by a roundhouse kick and hurled into the sun, Chuck decides that there's only one thing left to do in order to defeat terrorism once and for all: he has to eliminate the word terrorism from the English language. He gathers up every dictionary, encyclopedia, and reference tool in the world, stacks them up high, and then obliterates them with one mighty karate chop. He then goes home and writes a letter to Webster's instructing them on how to assemble their new dictionary, including the omission of the word terrorism as well as updated references for wrecking crew, karate, roundhouse kick, and Walker, Texas Ranger. Round Three and the fight go to Chuck Norris...as if there could have been any other outcome.

[Sharktopus]

I love stuff like this. Wizard magazine used to do a feature called Last Man Standing. My favorite:

Art by Jim Calafiore

[RaoulDuke]

ive got a what if question

could a lightsaber cut adamantium?

[Pak-Man]

ive got a what if question

could a lightsaber cut adamantium?

Well lightsabers cut with intense, focused heat. I suppose it would depend on the melting point of Adamantium vs. the temperature of the Lightsabre... :^)

[Sharktopus]

ive got a what if question

could a lightsaber cut adamantium?

Well lightsabers cut with intense, focused heat. I suppose it would depend on the melting point of Adamantium vs. the temperature of the Lightsabre... :^)

Uh-oh, this sounds like another "If the Borg assimilated a Jedi" meme. I'd say as lightsaber could cut through adamantium, but it would take time, like when Qui-Gon uses his to bore through the brast dolls in Phantom Menace.

[mrbasehart]

I think Doom would totally kick Vader's ass.  Vader's suit keeps him alive, while Doom's is a weapon that can be called upon to give him numerous abilities.  Doom is stronger, smarter, and quicker.  Hell, Vader can't even do the electricity thing with his hands!

[Sharktopus]

I think Doom would totally kick Vader's ass.  Vader's suit keeps him alive, while Doom's is a weapon that can be called upon to give him numerous abilities.  Doom is stronger, smarter, and quicker.  Hell, Vader can't even do the electricity thing with his hands!

And let's not forget Doom's dabbling in dark magic, which pretty much puts him on a level field with Vader's Force abilites. Doom would've wiped the floor with Ani even before Obi-Wan cut off all his limbs and set him on fire. After? No contest.

[Shinigami]

I think this needs to be posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl8wjPMpPJA

[J-Proof]

Vader by a long shot. He chokes out Doom, while stopping evil magical blasts of....evil.... from hitting him using both force/lightsaber coolness.

If Spiderman could take out Doom, then Vader could!!

In a bout between Gundam Wing Deathscythe and Optimus Prime, I give the fight to Deathscythe.

[J-Proof]

Another thought - they did a Vader vs. Maul EU comic that put Vader as the winner. The way he won was by stabbing himself through the stomach with his saber, and striking Maul with the end that came out of his back (which was pretty sweet).

[Sharktopus]

Love the Ultimate Showdown. But you linked to an incomplete file, J-Proof. Here's the whole thing:

There's also an extremely gay Ultimate Orgy out there, but I'll let you find that yourself. Optimus Prime's "stickshift" is pretty funny.