Does Bonesaw really have a masters?

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HEY FREAKSHOWS!!

BONESAW HAS A MASTERS............... IN WHOOPASSOLOGY

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.

Which is my point.  Bonesaw is just a myth.

He's still real to me, dammit!

[Douche Baggins]

Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

that's odd, because in MY fantasy-Bonesaw dreamworld (which i spend a large sum of my time writing fanfic about), he's owner of a Virginian saloon during the temperance movement who's forced to shut down the family business and prostitute himself to cowboys to support the family.





............maybe I should stop writing that fanfic...

[Bob]

Didn't he also spend some time in the Cardinals minor leagues as a catcher?

[Douche Baggins]

Didn't he also spend some time in the Cardinals minor leagues as a catcher?

of course he did, but i felt that that particular fact is just common knowledge, nowadays. His wiki has been blowing up with hits since Bonesaw's new R&B record "What Happened to Bonesaw at the Magic: The Gathering Tournament" hit number two on the billboards. My favorite track on the record was "I Got Lands"    excellent work from the virtuoso himself.

[Pak-Man]

http://www.bonesaw.org/

[Douche Baggins]

okay, so now that it's official, he has his own MTG card:




-BAGGINNSSSS

[NOHC]

  Does BONESAW have a masters?

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