The internet needs to go away.

[MrTorso]

Four words: Mini-me sex tape............

Spoiler

[Courtney]

Dude, please spoiler that video.  Some of us consumed tequila and Old Style tonight and just simply do not have the stomach strength to look at that still.  Blecchers.

I'm going to have drunken nachtmares of that time Mini Me urinated all over the Surreal Life house now aren't I?

[MrTorso]

Dude, please spoiler that video.

I meant to!  Sorry!! 

[DarthChimay]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

[MrTorso]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

The posted clip is not the full thing. There is not full frontal Verne but it is pretty creepy....

[GLaDOS]

Please kill me.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Why?

[Courtney]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

I just read something yesterday, and in an interview, his "co-star" said he was not a tripod, and that he's proportionate to his stature.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

I just read something yesterday, and in an interview, his "co-star" said he was not a tripod, and that he's proportionate to his stature.

Well DUH!!   

Bet he'd like to keep that myth up... so to speak.

[RVR II]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

I just read something yesterday, and in an interview, his "co-star" said he was not a tripod, and that he's proportionate to his stature.

Read or Saw?

[DarthChimay]

I can't bring myself to watch the tape (I don't know if I'd start crying or have an MI from laughing so hard), but I have to know... is it true they call him "Tripod?"

I just read something yesterday, and in an interview, his "co-star" said he was not a tripod, and that he's proportionate to his stature.

Stature as in his height or stature as in his "fame?" Actually, come to think of it, that might be about the same size.

Read or Saw?

You know, for some reason, I thought you meant the movie Saw and I became really confused for a second, because I didn't remember a movie named Read, but then I imagined a splatter flick where Capt. O.J. Readmore was the killer and I became quite happy.

[mrbasehart]

Screech and Vern Troyer should make a sex tape together.  That'd be hawt. 

Mini-Sanchez!